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What would you give Ian & Adam as a wedding present?

1. It’s almost as if you think Adam is somehow… untrustworthy?

A nice strawberry picker, sorry, planter… [Karen Milner on ]

2. Ah, the gift of travel. To really cold places (and Australia).

I’d give Ian all the presents and Adam a one-way ticket to the North Pole! Poor Ian. [Cath Anderson-Carroll on ]

3. Of course it’s always nice to get something useful.

Therapist for Adam, divorce lawyer for Ian. [Keren David on ]

4. Two off-list gifts: one lovely, one frankly disturbing.

A (((hug))). [Fleur Ball on ]

Charlie in a mankini. [Selwyn Channon on ]

5. *Universe implodes*