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And they dined on boiled ferrets... Listeners reveal what they'd do if they were snowed-in in Ambridge...

As The Beast from the East rocks the country, we asked Archers listeners what they would do if they were snowed-in in Ambridge. Where would they be? Who would they want to be with? And who's packed the emergency provisions? These were your top choices:

* Top Ambridge location to be snowed-in πΊ: The Bull

Runner-up π¥: Grey Gables

* Preferred companion π’…:

Runner-up π¥:

* Food hamper provided by... π¥:

Runner-up π¥:

... And some of the more idiosyncratic choices were...

Well... Borsetshire Constabulary have been notified about this one...

"I’m in a concealed shelter in Millennium Wood with a dishevelled Rob who’s toasting a badger over his campfire. I’m handcuffed to a tree. Help!" [Paul Salotti on ]

Whiskey and crisps with Jazzer in the bus shelter...

Some aren't so lucky...

Damn it - I'm stuck at Bridge Farm with Pat and Moany. Endless bowls of soup. I think Tom might be coming round with some kefir. Send help now... [Ingrid Marsh on ]

A popular choice - wherever romantic Roy isn't...

Ooh err

Don't tell Alice...

"I'm anywhere Lilian is"

Les Soeurs Heureuses... now doing take-out

Anyone for boiled ferret?

Jill's flapjacks - snack *and* weapon!

Keep warm out there, folks! β„οΈ