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The Tenth Commandment of The Archers
Previously Archers listeners on and came up with for new listeners.
But what of the 10th? Deep breath... here we go... Disclaimer: We may have cheated a little here...
10.1 Verily thou shalt never doubt the true and actual existence of Ambridge
… or shalt thou?
10.2 Thou shalt not enter the Ambridge wormhole, for therein lieth insanity
10.3 Thou shalt brace thyself for the sudden return of thy Sunday morning breakfast
10.4 Indulge not in unsettling thoughts of Sid and Jolene
10.5 Thou shalt threaten loved ones with real and actual violence for sullying The Archers with their nonsense
10.6 Thou shalt time thy evening meal accordingly
10.7 Forget not Stir Up Sunday
10.8 Know thy silage
10.9 Thou shalt listen again on a Sunday and tweet along
10.10 Give thyself up to addiction
Stories and features about The Archers
I ♥ The Archers
View I ♥ The Archers
'Far closer to home than you imagine': Why The Archers took on modern slavery
View 'Far closer to home than you imagine': Why The Archers took on modern slavery
'Stefan's return just broke my Twitter feed.' New torment for Titchener causes unbridled joy on social media.
View 'Stefan's return just broke my Twitter feed.' New torment for Titchener causes unbridled joy on social media.
"All sex and saddle soap." What does Brian look like?
View "All sex and saddle soap." What does Brian look like?
"And the Oscar goes to... Rob Titchener!" Fans react to Day 1 of The Archers Trial
View "And the Oscar goes to... Rob Titchener!" Fans react to Day 1 of The Archers Trial
"Anyone feel sorry for Minnesota?" Archers fans rejoice that Titchener is toast...
View "Anyone feel sorry for Minnesota?" Archers fans rejoice that Titchener is toast...
"From all of us girls who looked for a man in all the wrong places." Tributes to Sara Coward's marvellous years as Caroline Sterling.
View "From all of us girls who looked for a man in all the wrong places." Tributes to Sara Coward's marvellous years as Caroline Sterling.
"It's going to take more than a toy farm to calm David down when he gets wind of this..."
View "It's going to take more than a toy farm to calm David down when he gets wind of this..."
"Just wait until Toby starts calling David 'grandpa'!" Listeners react as David learns of Pip's pregnancy
View "Just wait until Toby starts calling David 'grandpa'!" Listeners react as David learns of Pip's pregnancy
"Marry the mistress and you create a vacancy": Archers listeners react to the latest Lustin (Lilian + Justin) revelations
View "Marry the mistress and you create a vacancy": Archers listeners react to the latest Lustin (Lilian + Justin) revelations
"My mother was so shocked she went into labour early and had me!"
View "My mother was so shocked she went into labour early and had me!"
"The Archers broke me." Listeners react to tragedy in Ambridge π’”
View "The Archers broke me." Listeners react to tragedy in Ambridge π’”
"Tom just get in your karma and drive home." Listeners react to THAT proposal.
View "Tom just get in your karma and drive home." Listeners react to THAT proposal.
β€Run free at Rainbow Bridge, Scruff.β€ Tributes pour in.
View β€Run free at Rainbow Bridge, Scruff.β€ Tributes pour in.
#TheArchers Listeners' Guide To: Conspiracy Theories
View #TheArchers Listeners' Guide To: Conspiracy Theories
#TheArchers Listeners' Guide to: Euphemisms and Code Words
View #TheArchers Listeners' Guide to: Euphemisms and Code Words
10 moments that led to the downfall of Rob Titchener
View 10 moments that led to the downfall of Rob Titchener
13 Inspiring Ways To Enjoy Retirement in Ambridge
View 13 Inspiring Ways To Enjoy Retirement in Ambridge
13 things we learned from our live interview with Timothy Watson aka Rob Titchener
View 13 things we learned from our live interview with Timothy Watson aka Rob Titchener
3 minutes with Mogali Masuku aka Noluthando
View 3 minutes with Mogali Masuku aka Noluthando
9 Names To Call A Group of Calendar Girls
View 9 Names To Call A Group of Calendar Girls
A Brief History of Twins in Ambridge
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A Crisis Point for Alice
View A Crisis Point for Alice
A short history of being gay in Ambridge
View A short history of being gay in Ambridge
A short history of contraception in The Archers
View A short history of contraception in The Archers
A short history of unplanned pregnancies in Ambridge
View A short history of unplanned pregnancies in Ambridge
A Week of Relationship Advice in Ambridge
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Alison Dowling on the challenge of playing Elizabeth's mental illness
View Alison Dowling on the challenge of playing Elizabeth's mental illness
Ambridge and the Sisterhood
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Ambridge at War: the first of a trilogy of prequels to The Archers
View Ambridge at War: the first of a trilogy of prequels to The Archers
Ambridge Pop Up Cinema Presents...
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Ambridge Zombie Survival Guide
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Ambridge-leaks: 2016's Nuffield sponsorship applications discovered in bin...
View Ambridge-leaks: 2016's Nuffield sponsorship applications discovered in bin...
An Ode to Roy's love life at 40
View An Ode to Roy's love life at 40
And they dined on boiled ferrets... Listeners reveal what they'd do if they were snowed-in in Ambridge...
View And they dined on boiled ferrets... Listeners reveal what they'd do if they were snowed-in in Ambridge...
Archers fan Alison Steadman joins the cast!
View Archers fan Alison Steadman joins the cast!
Archers fans mobilise in defence of Helen - early reactions to Sunday night's dramatic episode
View Archers fans mobilise in defence of Helen - early reactions to Sunday night's dramatic episode
Archers Festival Line-up Announced!
View Archers Festival Line-up Announced!
Archers listeners put the Ambridge Flower and Produce Show to shame!
View Archers listeners put the Ambridge Flower and Produce Show to shame!
Archers listeners react to Matt's explosive storyline...
View Archers listeners react to Matt's explosive storyline...
Are these the 28 most unlikely suspects in the Ambridge hit-and-run case?
View Are these the 28 most unlikely suspects in the Ambridge hit-and-run case?
Beverley Drains: In memoriam
View Beverley Drains: In memoriam
Brexit-proofing Brookfield
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Carolyn Jones on playing Ursula Titchener
View Carolyn Jones on playing Ursula Titchener
Charles Collingwood: Brian would like to see out his years at Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ Farm
View Charles Collingwood: Brian would like to see out his years at Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ Farm
Charlotte Martin aka Susan Carter on Susan, Shula's depression and Henry's future
View Charlotte Martin aka Susan Carter on Susan, Shula's depression and Henry's future
Choose Ambridge!
View Choose Ambridge!
Contamination of the river Am
View Contamination of the river Am