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No cry? No sweat. 18th January '22

Katie and Nick test Toby's theory that he doesn't cry when chopping onions. It's a mess.

• 40 mins

You will never tell me I'm a bad singer! 21st Jan '22

It's time to shine! Chelsey wows Toby and Nick with her vocal talents.

• 61 mins

My tool is tired, 4th Feb '22

Xanthe is adamant she's seen a crane in Chesterfield and Toby's getting fit.

• 44 mins

A snowman goes into a greengrocers.....11 Feb '22

Toby is working hard for laughs this week.

• 63 mins

James Blunt torture, 18 Feb '22

Chelsey shares some love crumpet and Toby disperses protesters.

• 55 mins

Toby's last day, 24th Feb

Chelsey has bought Toby a special present for his last day.

• 43 mins

How do you jelly an eel? 11th March

Toby has his teeth drilled and Nick and Chelsey debate sibling pop acts.

• 52 mins

My pockets were full of wasps! 18th March

Chelsey reveals some unusual information!

• 54 mins

Too weak to iron, 25th March

Toby and Nick discover Chelsey has just landed from another planet.

• 62 mins

The road to Hull

It's taken two years, but finally Nick's been caught.

• 62 mins

Getting saucy

Food hacks and fortune telling.

• 22 mins

Awarding success

Toby and Chelsey have been to the big smoke.

• 68 mins

Toby And The Back Spasms, 27th May 22

Toby's had "one for the car" and Chelsey's mixed up her back spasms.

• 34 mins

If the head don't fit...10th June

Toby, Xanthe and Nick look for Jimmy Nail.

• 46 mins

Fish CPR, 17th June

Dad lies, saving fish and heavy lorries.

• 33 mins

Yobs in the playground, 24th June

Toby cocks a snook.

• 59 mins

Just take it serious-lorry, 1st July

You'll never guess what Chelsey saw on her drive to work!

• 35 mins

You don't know you're born, 8th July

Toby, Nick and Chelsey celebrate the 1980s in their own unique way.

• 39 mins

No wheels on my wagon, 15 Jul 22

Toby's been to a gala but is missing some wheels.

• 33 mins

I can't believe it's not butter, 22nd July 22

Toby's got a paddling pool and Chelsey's trying to make butter.

• 39 mins

I wanna fly away, 29 Jul 22

Toby's waved his eldest off and the team are lobbying for a Sheffield Eurovision.

• 31 mins

Hair today but gone tomorrow, 5th Aug 22

Toby's had a haircut and Nick's returned from his holidays.

• 31 mins

No may flies on Paul O'Grady

Toby learns about the lives of may flies but it's no dog's life for Nick.

• 22 mins

Reservoir booze and Big Foot

Toby's solution to the hosepipe ban and Chelsey's off to the Leeds Festival...

• 27 mins

Samosas Assemble!

The samosas are calling Toby again and Chelsey is feeling a little horse.

• 33 mins

Bananas over pyjamas and Lion poo

To wear or not to wear PJ's in the supermarket and trying on trousers around your neck?

• 37 mins

Big Brother and fake pigeons

Toby explains why he has a fake pigeon and Chelsey is excited about Big Brother's return.

• 27 mins

Cruising with Brian the bread man

Toby has tips for surviving a cruise and why was Chelsey sacked from her student job?

• 19 mins

Trick or Treat Beatniks

Toby tries poetry, Chelsey discovers Frank Sidebottom but Nick's not a fan of Halloween

• 51 mins

Snuggly man bear and dart through a trumpet

Xanthe is back, Chelsey is not happy with quizmaster Nick and what did Toby do at 17?

• 48 mins