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How do you jelly an eel? 11th March

Toby has his teeth drilled and Nick and Chelsey debate sibling pop acts.

• 52 mins

My pockets were full of wasps! 18th March

Chelsey reveals some unusual information!

• 54 mins

Too weak to iron, 25th March

Toby and Nick discover Chelsey has just landed from another planet.

• 62 mins

The road to Hull

It's taken two years, but finally Nick's been caught.

• 62 mins

Getting saucy

Food hacks and fortune telling.

• 22 mins

Awarding success

Toby and Chelsey have been to the big smoke.

• 68 mins

Toby And The Back Spasms, 27th May 22

Toby's had "one for the car" and Chelsey's mixed up her back spasms.

• 34 mins

If the head don't fit...10th June

Toby, Xanthe and Nick look for Jimmy Nail.

• 46 mins

Fish CPR, 17th June

Dad lies, saving fish and heavy lorries.

• 33 mins

Yobs in the playground, 24th June

Toby cocks a snook.

• 59 mins

Just take it serious-lorry, 1st July

You'll never guess what Chelsey saw on her drive to work!

• 35 mins

You don't know you're born, 8th July

Toby, Nick and Chelsey celebrate the 1980s in their own unique way.

• 39 mins

No wheels on my wagon, 15 Jul 22

Toby's been to a gala but is missing some wheels.

• 33 mins

I can't believe it's not butter, 22nd July 22

Toby's got a paddling pool and Chelsey's trying to make butter.

• 39 mins

I wanna fly away, 29 Jul 22

Toby's waved his eldest off and the team are lobbying for a Sheffield Eurovision.

• 31 mins

Hair today but gone tomorrow, 5th Aug 22

Toby's had a haircut and Nick's returned from his holidays.

• 31 mins

No may flies on Paul O'Grady

Toby learns about the lives of may flies but it's no dog's life for Nick.

• 22 mins

Reservoir booze and Big Foot

Toby's solution to the hosepipe ban and Chelsey's off to the Leeds Festival...

• 27 mins

Samosas Assemble!

The samosas are calling Toby again and Chelsey is feeling a little horse.

• 33 mins

Bananas over pyjamas and Lion poo

To wear or not to wear PJ's in the supermarket and trying on trousers around your neck?

• 37 mins

Big Brother and fake pigeons

Toby explains why he has a fake pigeon and Chelsey is excited about Big Brother's return.

• 27 mins

Cruising with Brian the bread man

Toby has tips for surviving a cruise and why was Chelsey sacked from her student job?

• 19 mins

Trick or Treat Beatniks

Toby tries poetry, Chelsey discovers Frank Sidebottom but Nick's not a fan of Halloween

• 51 mins

Snuggly man bear and dart through a trumpet

Xanthe is back, Chelsey is not happy with quizmaster Nick and what did Toby do at 17?

• 48 mins

80's perms & wigs in blankets

Toby and Nick take a fashion trip back to their youth and Chelsey is nuts about milk.

• 33 mins

Car boots and hospital food

Toby's secret for a cheap meal, Chelsey's 拢11 fish and chips and Nick is just toasty.

• 37 mins

'I don't snore!'

Toby wants a cafe, Chelsey likes raw cheese and don't mention vacuum cleaners to Nick.

• 28 mins

Mistletoe no way Mr Bond

Toby, Chelsey and Nick swop Christmas party stories and Xanthe is back but she's no spy!

• 27 mins

The Christmas eve, eve quiz

Festive fun with quizmaster Nick with Toby and Chelsey joined by actual team members!

• 57 mins

Fish, chips and cigs in Paris

Toby is blah according to Nick and Xanthe and Chelsey is back from Paris with gifts.

• 25 mins