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Gerry The Docker

Gerry's at the docks, Geordie's at the gin (First Broadcast 11 02 2009)

• 31 mins

A Tale Of Cow Dung & Snuff

Do glasses have legs or arms? (First Broadcast 15/03/2011)

• 24 mins

Go To Bed Little Hedgehog

How to walk like a Protestant or a Catholic. (First broadcast 16/04/2008)

• 28 mins

A Spud Sits Weeping In The Attic

Geordie has trouble with a calf and some chewing tobacco (First Broadcast 21/10/2010)

• 24 mins

A Bear Ran Down A Hill

Gerry went fishing & how to rotivate a lawn (First Broadcast 07/04/2009)

• 33 mins

A Play About Northern Ireland

King of the Culchies, and bad plays about Northern Ireland (First Broadcast 14/10/2008)

• 25 mins

To Cuddle A Spaceship

A man chases a fox, Geordie buys a cow (First Broadcast 06/04/2009)

• 27 mins

When You Weren't Allowed To Be Bald

How to enjoy a half pint, and baldness (First Broadcast 27/09/2011)

• 30 mins

To Have Loved And Lost

Valentine's Day, Budgies and a cousin called Kevin (First Broadcast 14/02/2008)

• 22 mins

Pushy Backy Standy Uppy

Sean's vanishing posterior and a singing donkey (First Broadcast 27/11/2007)

• 22 mins

The Whiskey Chronicles

How Gerry got a taste for scotch, and gremlins in the machine. (First Broadcast 17/03/10)

• 20 mins

A Play About A Dog

Why attraction loses its lustre & is Gerry's laugh fake? (First broadcast 24/09/2009)

• 25 mins

Two Types Of People

Gerry explains the art of talk shows (First Broadcast 25/09/07)

• 25 mins

Geordie & The Wee Duck

A listener finds a duck, the Isle of Man gets Gerry in trouble (First Broadcast 28/06/06)

• 22 mins

I Know Where You Got Your Hair

New hair, a wedding ring and the back seat of a car. (First broadcast 30/08/2010)

• 25 mins

Are You Still Keeping Pigeons?

The strange tale of Mike Tyson and a pigeon.

• 27 mins

Sean's Sore Arm

Gerry worries that his star power is fading. (First Broadcast 07/02/2008)

• 23 mins

Gerry's Festival Days

Airports, Derek Bell - and Sean brings Roy Walker back (First Broadcast 27 04 2011)

• 29 mins

Fonsie Sells Nadine A Car

Gerry struggles with Jimmy Cricket (First Broadcast 10 11 2008)

• 22 mins

No Future In Being A Hyena

Which animal would you be? Geordie is confused by a rest room (First Broadcast 27/10/09)

• 25 mins

The Only Organ That Doesn't Lie

The nose knows, and a lesson in 'sleaze'

• 28 mins

No Real Names Any More

How to care for a hedgehog, and Fonsie the Football Coach (First Broadcast 25/10/2007)

• 23 mins

A Kangeroo Landed In The Garden

Nothing wrong with hugging, and Tony Curtis' horn (First broadcast 27/10/2010)

• 24 mins

How Does It Rate On The Filth Scale?

Sean's eye brow, and a first taste of drink

• 24 mins

Stone The Crows

Wigs, and what happened to the chicken? (First Broadcast 06 05 2008)

• 27 mins

Jackie & Daniel In The Wild West

The Unforgiven, reimagined Ulster style (First Broadcast 05 12 2007)

• 14 mins

Away And Tighten A Vinegar Bottle

How to greet people, and chip shop trickery (First Broadcast 10 09 2008)

• 20 mins

The Wee Man Is Very Quiet

Classic movie talk annoys Gerry, and he doesn't use the toilet brush

• 27 mins

To Wig Or Not To Wig

Sean has a fan & is it better to dye or wig? (First broadcast 12/08/2008)

• 21 mins

A Special Programme About Baldness

Cures for baldness: rainwater and cow pats (First Broadcast 28/09/2011)

• 23 mins