麻豆约拍

The Only Organ That Doesn't Lie

The nose knows, and a lesson in 'sleaze'

• 28 mins

No Real Names Any More

How to care for a hedgehog, and Fonsie the Football Coach (First Broadcast 25/10/2007)

• 23 mins

A Kangeroo Landed In The Garden

Nothing wrong with hugging, and Tony Curtis' horn (First broadcast 27/10/2010)

• 24 mins

How Does It Rate On The Filth Scale?

Sean's eye brow, and a first taste of drink

• 24 mins

Stone The Crows

Wigs, and what happened to the chicken? (First Broadcast 06 05 2008)

• 27 mins

Jackie & Daniel In The Wild West

The Unforgiven, reimagined Ulster style (First Broadcast 05 12 2007)

• 14 mins

Away And Tighten A Vinegar Bottle

How to greet people, and chip shop trickery (First Broadcast 10 09 2008)

• 20 mins

The Wee Man Is Very Quiet

Classic movie talk annoys Gerry, and he doesn't use the toilet brush

• 27 mins

To Wig Or Not To Wig

Sean has a fan & is it better to dye or wig? (First broadcast 12/08/2008)

• 21 mins

A Special Programme About Baldness

Cures for baldness: rainwater and cow pats (First Broadcast 28/09/2011)

• 23 mins

Hugh's Got Rhythm

The phones aren't working, Seamus Heaney meets Bojangles (First Broadcast 26/09/2009)

• 21 mins

Do You Take Sugar?

What tricks did your employer play? (First broadcast 13/03/2012)

• 19 mins

A Hypnotised Hen and the Child of Prague.

A brief, but legendary moment. Audio quality is poor, but it's the only copy we know of!

• 6 mins

Gerry's Ghost Hunt

For Halloween, we revisit Gerry's tour of Crumlin Road Gaol (First Broadcast 29/10/2005)

• 29 mins

Two Words: Shut Up

Gerry & Sean discuss tonic wine and smoking (First broadcast 18/01/2010)

• 28 mins

More Beef On A Crutch

Vintage Gerry from 1984, featuring a young Mr Coyle as a certain boxer (22/10/1984)

• 16 mins

Protestant Baps, Catholic Buns

Gerry tries to buy a hub cap, and what's a suppressor? (First Broadcast 09/10/2001)

• 18 mins

The Man With The Old Voice

Gerry becomes Hugo, and Sean strips to his shorts (First Broadcast 24/06/2009)

• 21 mins

Gerry's Bad Accents

Is it stick or schtick? and a local celeb cookbook - who's cooking chicken? (06/09/1991)

• 21 mins

The Days Of The Blow Lamp

What a blacksmiths smelt like, how to talk to a horse, and Geordie's geese (09/05/2001)

• 31 mins

Never Been Called A Gentleman

Gerry has a cottage, and an angry golfer calls (First Broadcast 27/11/2001)

• 15 mins

Spinster Of This Parish

Sean Coyle pays tribute to 40 years of Gerry - last in the series.

• 14 mins