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Petrol Pumps & Gout

A young Ballymena listener complains about 'pointless' stories (First Broadcast 15/10/06)

• 21 mins

Deceased Budgies & Grumpy Gerry

A listener loses his budgie & Gerry is in very bad form

• 28 mins

Pregnant Ferret & Loud Levels

Geordie has a ferret problem, Gerry has a level problem (First Broadcast 21/06/2004)

• 26 mins

A Day Out In Enniskillen

Gerry takes a dander round Enniskillen (First Broadcast 26/06/1995)

• 41 mins

Airports & Teabags

The price of teabags at airports (First Broadcast 20/08/2005)

• 20 mins

Tommy Kelly

Tommy Kelly's in Hong Kong in this vintage edition of the show (First Broadcast 04/01/89)

• 25 mins

Cowboys & Vegas

Cowboy museum in the desert & Brendan Bowyer in Vegas (First Broadcast 22/05/1991)

• 38 mins

How To Talk To People In Pubs

Gerry wants to talk to people in pubs (First Broadcast 19 01 2006)

• 41 mins

Attacked By Crows

A listener is plagued by crows & Gerry wants back on TV (First Broadcast 20/04/2010)

• 32 mins

Shut That Gate - The Musical

Gerry is writing a musical about the Siege of Derry (First Broadcast 04/05/2009)

• 29 mins

Men With A Flick

Why can we put a man on the moon, but not put a man's flick down? (24/10/03)

• 27 mins

Michael's Haunted House

Michael says he has had several run in's with the 'deceased' (First Broadcast 29 03 2004)

• 33 mins

Local Ads For Local People

Gerry dissects local radio ads, Sean won't do Ivan Little (First Broadcast 06/08/2008)

• 23 mins

Seven Pints & A Fish Supper

An unusual promotion in a local bar (First Broadcast 23/06/09)

• 29 mins

Gerry's Own Goal

A football career cut short by a spectacular own goal (First Broadcast 20/11/2004)

• 29 mins

That Thing The Doctor Used To Do

Sean's riotous past, and an old use for '3d bits' (First Broadcast 22/02/2011)

• 30 mins

The Balmoral Show

Gerry, Sean and Geordie meet goats, lamas and cheeky children (First Broadcast 12/5/10)

• 21 mins

No Peas? That'll Cost You Extra

You're Bernard Ingham! And why less food costs more. (First Broadcast 10/09/2007)

• 30 mins

The Days Of The Big Hand Bag

Airport problems and a history of Derry fashion

• 30 mins

Skinny Malink Melodeon Legs

Gerry is not interested in children's rhymes of yesteryear (First Broadcast 23/10/2007)

• 31 mins

Gerry The Docker

Gerry's at the docks, Geordie's at the gin (First Broadcast 11 02 2009)

• 31 mins

A Tale Of Cow Dung & Snuff

Do glasses have legs or arms? (First Broadcast 15/03/2011)

• 24 mins

Go To Bed Little Hedgehog

How to walk like a Protestant or a Catholic. (First broadcast 16/04/2008)

• 28 mins

A Spud Sits Weeping In The Attic

Geordie has trouble with a calf and some chewing tobacco (First Broadcast 21/10/2010)

• 24 mins

A Bear Ran Down A Hill

Gerry went fishing & how to rotivate a lawn (First Broadcast 07/04/2009)

• 33 mins

A Play About Northern Ireland

King of the Culchies, and bad plays about Northern Ireland (First Broadcast 14/10/2008)

• 25 mins

To Cuddle A Spaceship

A man chases a fox, Geordie buys a cow (First Broadcast 06/04/2009)

• 27 mins

When You Weren't Allowed To Be Bald

How to enjoy a half pint, and baldness (First Broadcast 27/09/2011)

• 30 mins

To Have Loved And Lost

Valentine's Day, Budgies and a cousin called Kevin (First Broadcast 14/02/2008)

• 22 mins

Pushy Backy Standy Uppy

Sean's vanishing posterior and a singing donkey (First Broadcast 27/11/2007)

• 22 mins