Count von Count
A regular of Sesame Street since 1972, the Count has all the traditional vampire features, like cape, pointy teeth and the ability to turn into a bat. By counting, he can summon thunder and lightning - showing an unearthly mastery over the elements.
Blood, however, never seemed to be of much interest to him, for the Count has but one abiding love in life - counting. Stars, grains of sand, people, you name it, he'll count it. Though he never seemed to get past twelve, strangely.
A girlfriend for the Count, the Marlene Dietrich-like Countess Dahling Von Dahling turns up very occasionally. Her trick is counting backwards. One can only imagine what the Count and Countess' home life is like.
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Fear rating
If maths gives you cold shudders, this Count will sum up all your worst nightmares. Otherwise low. 2/10
Blood factor
We just don't know, but being a muppet, it's entirely possible that the Count actually sucks lint. 4/10
Cuddliness quotient
He's made of felt and fluff, so highly cuddly. 9/10
Sexy beast?
He does have a dark allure, and a lovely voice. Sadly, he's already taken. And he's a bit old, at 1,832,652. 7/10
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