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Happy Monday! Saw Tom Jones live in Orlando, Florida last night and he gave a really great concert. Thought of drive time!

At 68, he's definitely still got it!

Here's to a great week!!

We'll be here oh great one, waiting.

Pub lunches are great on a Monday.

Buuuuuuuuurp.

Tobe

Thanks for your good wishes folks...helps to know support it out here. Having had a scare early in life myself I can see things from both sides. Determined, stubborn mothers are hard to deal with tho when so far away. She's even delayed 2nd op because she wants to attend a posh frock do first - good on her I say and very typical of her.

Steffi xx

Oh Christoff - Are you moving to mornings?

I detected something in your voice one evening last week when mentioning the breakfast show!!

Penny
x

So now we are all going to be in suspenders waiting for thew news.....typical man keeping a girl waiting!

Steffi xx

Thank God for that.

I refer to me earlier missive.

Now then what's all this. Ooooo show a dog its dinner why don't yous.

Go on, yous can tell me. I'll print it out then eat it I promise.

Clodagh.xx

I watched both FA Cup Semi finals, and I agree with you Chris, definitely not that exciting. I hate decided a game on penalties. Bring back the replay..... Not that would have spiced-up the games though. Not sure what the answer is. I think that's down to the players on the pitch.....

Greetings Ter The CLP Boy, Bloggers From The Each Area And INDEED.... Sorry Forgotten The Next Bit... In Facxt Don't Now, Sorry Now What Am On About.......

Bingo Star ere......

CLP - TELL UZ THE NEWS PAL, TELL UZ..... In the words of the Phonejackers car salesman...... "TALLLKKKKKKKK TER MEEEEEEE....... TALK TER MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......... TAALK..... TER MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A 'ope ALL 'ad a most friendly weekend... and INDEED a most nice one too..... As for me.... a 'ad a 'orrible one if am 'onest.....
A goot mesen inter a wreet mess!!!!
It all started when a went ter see me dentist and the visit left me unable ter smile, yeah smile inoperative... aka NYET!!!! (No in russian) A went ter ave a crown fitted, only prob 'e's abit camp..... 'E's gone and fitted me instead with a DAMN tiara!!!!!!

On top of me dental incidentation..... that's left me unable ter smile..... A bumped inter a lady while jogging.... only gently.... no injuries but she burst inter tears..... TOTAL TEARS!!!!!!!
The reason..... she told me that she's a widower and she can't bear ter loook atta jogger..... a asked why????@??@@@?.... She told me last year 'er 'usband died and 'ad a damn 'eart attack whilst taking part in a 'alf 'Race For Life' marathon!!!!!!

It's all stress, a can't take it anymore!!!!!! At this rate i'll be on the valiumn by May!!!!!!

GOURANGA 09.... Even if sometimes it ain't easy!!!!!

8 second luckiest number.... THAT will do!!!!!!

No too long for a change!!!!!!!

Makes a change!!!!!!!!

9 Seventh luckiest number!!!!!!

10.... DAMN IT I 'ate 10!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon Christoph,

Oh exciting - I love a bit of gossip, roll on tomorrow.

In the defence of the footballers, most of them had played some pretty tough matches during the week - so my guess is they wanted to give their all to get into the final, but their get up and go had got up and gone.

Not sure why I am defneding them as I think that all players are over paid big girls blouses - what is it with all that rolling about on the floor and diving. And that's coming from a Chelsea support.

AliB
xx

PS The Phonejackers car salesman iz Terry Tibbs - forgot ter say that!!!!!

Hell's teeth!!! Just posted, then new blog appeared/re-appeared.

xxxx

*lol* finally a new blog, and potentially really exciting. How early are we talking? baby early or normal persons early?

Hells x

Or supporter even!

That's why I love the bike racing.

Nowhere to hide, tired or not.

Tobe

Bingo,

Can I have some of your medication?

Tobe

Will be logging on at dawn Chris to see the gossip.

Hallo Bingo and AliB. How are you all? Because I don't have to work, I've been a lady who lunches, then spent the afternoon in the garden, in the sun. Lovely.

xxxxx

Hi All,

Another Newbie!! Hope there's room for a little one?! Been lurking for A-G-E-S now but have been prompted to make myself known because of all the local (to me, anyway) references recently, from Clodagh, JG and MC. I'm from Wigan, work in Warrington. Couldn't lurk a moment longer!

Can't wait for the news tomorrow. We don't think Sir T of W's gonna retire, do we?

Best Wishes
Lou-B

aaaaaaaaaaargh!!! - got a headache - I don't Do figures!!! and now I've got to wait until tomorrow for a secret!!! Bums. Don't do footie either!!

You are right Bagpuss - own sarnies brought in - fair caffeine consumption though and still going strong.

I need to be somewhere else. Anywhere will do - sitting in sun - drink in hand - sigh.....

Beesmum xxx

beesmum - been there - done that - only accepted water - its a great life being an auditor ( i did get to sit in trucks through - great fun - bingo fancy a truckers mate one day?)

Blinky Blimey Christoff.

As if sleeping ain't tuff enuff some nites. Now I'm gonna be in suspenders awaiting tomorrows blog news!!!!

"Contractually obliged" .. I guess that rules out a baby bro or sis for Noah .....

Please don't mention the FA Cup Semi Final again. It hurt. Real bad!

It's hard being a Gooner, y'know!

Deev x x x x

Hi Lou-B...good to have you on board. Long may you blog!

Steffi xx

What happened to the hand of God then Cheryl?

Tobe

CtD, looks like you're safe for the Champs League next year though.... so it's not all doom and gloom. Plus you're still in this years comp.... no van persie or Adebayor for the game against pool though. They without stevie-g.......

CtD..... how hard did you laugh when the first goal went in courtesy of cashly cole's hand..... I LMAO........

Liverpool are out of the Champions league.

Tobe

Hi Bondy

Not as much as I laughed at the text Tobe sent me after the "hand of Cashley" incident!

Would love to share but it would be BP'd, eh Tobe!?!

Deev x

Indeed, poor chap!!

Tobe

Hmm. It's tha Mancs in the ULC next week. Mr Deeve away when the 2nd leg is played so will be hiding behind the sofa and strangling the cat all on my ownsome.

Yikes!

Monday meeting .... back in a bit!

Me
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Hi AnnieG,

I'm great, thanks for asking. And you? How was the bridge with nine dodgy screws??

I wish I could join you in a glass or two in the garden.

AliB
xx

#20 I don't think so, since he has just agreed to do another BANDAGED album.

But I guess one can never be sure of anything.

hells

I'd love to see

......Drivetime extended!!!

Tobe

Hi AliB, that damned bridge is looking a big squint!! And every time I'm going over it Sally Traffic comments on it!!!

Good idea - bottle of Pinot Grigio chilling in the fridge - right off with a glass into the garden to contemplate the weeds.

xxxxx

Hi Hells,

I'd miss him. The morning M6 slog just wouldn't be the same, somehow! Stops me from getting road rage!

Lou x

Hello everyone..not logged on for ages but have been reading blog

hmmm contractually obliged....

if we get up early enough...sounds like it might hit newspapers??

ooohh

aargh i hope it is all good news ..

hmmm

now pondering

but have to stop as i am getting wrinkly forehead !!

....good one Tobe...anything possible. CLP can't move until the Summer Surfing season in over dudes.

Steffi xx

Hi Chris,

How intriguing. I'll be up early tomorrow to find out what is going on.

Love to you,
x.x.x.x.x.

Monday meeting done!

At least it's short. Even if it is totally unneccesary.

Can I go home yet???

Looking forward to Gene firing up the Quattro at 9 o'clock tonight. This series is set in 1982 - fantastic music soundtrack guranteed!

1982 / 1983 - the best years of my life by far!

Deev x x x

How exciting, I can't wait now! I'm sure it's good news!

Welcome Lou, nice to "meet" another local person. Luckily I don't have to suffer the M6, but do have to get to Salford Quays, which is just a nightmare too.

JG x

Thanks for the reminder Deev, will have to record it for Mr JG, who's on a weird shift this week

JG x

Gosh - what a lovely bunch you all are. ChrissieS, Debs, Deev, Nicki-Noos, JakeyGirl, Steffib1, Penny_Forem, Clodagh, MizzDarcey - thanks for your kind words and kind thoughts on the last blog. It's so nice to find support here. I know the dreaded C touches so many people, but it's still such a shock when it affects your own loved ones. Steffib1, sorry to hear about your mum too - I can fully relate to your comment about stubborn mums too (!).

So it's an early start for all tomorrow then. Exciting news, eh? What can it possibly be? Suspenders all round.

thawk xx

ooh deev - thanks, you just reminded me that the Gene genie was back on our screens tonight. Mmm! :-)

Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ time for me....and Deev? Enjoy the sunshine folks. Glass or two of Pinot in the garden calls.....

Big love to all

Steffi
xxx

Doh! I'm stuck here til half five. Mercifully on my own tho, so raydeo on!

Deev x x x

Drinking on a Monday??

That's terrible is that.

;-)

Tobe

Bite your tongue Tobes!! Like you never do it!

Hallo to all the newbies. And Deev, how you doing gorgeous girl??

xxxxx

Sunshine and Pinot go together like strawberries and cream and other such luvly stuff. Plenty to go round if anyone wants to join in.

MWAH!

Ctd i read #46 as on the loo !!!

Hello all - me to been lucky enough to spend time sat in garden reading - just off for some wine now!

So Chris - get up early - hmm, you are a little tease pot aren't you! you do know the blog will be rife with speculation all night now - and the more we all drink - I think its a thirsty Monday because of this excitement - the more mad our ideas will be - Β£1 to the one who gets it right!

later with wine
debs2
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lol red! No. Only CLP blogs from the Bog!

Hi Annie! I'm grand and dandy thank you very muchly! Yourself? You auld Jet Set Lady!

How's this for efficient ..... meeting done AS ARE THE MINUTES!! Ink still wet in notepad but minutes typed and distributed.

Heck, I'm good!

;-)

#48

Me? Drink on a Monday?

How veeeeeeeeery dare you.

;-)

Tobe

Matt

If you see this, pleasecheck your Faceache mails. Have sent you a message re The M.

Ta.

Deev x

Deev: You're so organised. When I worked (get that?), I did that too. Minutes done and distributed 5 mins later!!

Tobes: shut up!!!!!

xxxxx

Deev - your words, meeting short and unnecessary, is that what you put on the minutes?!!

lol

Penny x

Organised! At work, yes. At home ... not so!

I think organised chaos just about sums it up!!

I've gotta go to W@itr0se on the way home tonight - have run out of Jaffa Cakes and that just won't do!

Penny - don't tempt me!!! hahahaha!

Sorry Tobes, didn't quite mean SHUT UP!!

xxxx

I'm crushed Annie.

Crushed.

Tobe

......Not really!!

;-)

Tobe

Oh my dear!

Deevs: where are you?

xxxx

I'm here Annie. Wassup?

Think Tobes needs a hug.

xxxxx

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

In his words!

;-)

Right, enough Pino whatsit consumed in garden. Man in cupboard's birthday tomorrow so off to wrap up his pressies - Seasick Steve and Bob Dylan. And, no, I didn't open them, much as I wanted to.

xxxx

Off to the Jaffa Cake shop!

Laters lovelies.

Me-ski!

x x x x

Right I am going to have an early birthday drink and listen to Chris in the garden whilst my tyg cooks dinner.

Gnight all

Hells x

Happy Birthday Hellenbach. What does tyg mean?

xxx

# tyg means Terry's young geezer, so in my case my daughter.

norm not cooking for you then Hellen?

Tiggs xxx

Oh right. Enjoy. I'm off to wash the little gem.

xxxx

#71 No, not tonight. He cooked breakfast.

Annie - you resisted the present opening, bet you were tempted along with my encouragement!!

Would that be the lettuce you're washing or the 3 year old? lol

Hellen - glad you're being spoilt on your special day.

I'm off to prep dauphinoise - ooo that sounds posh.

Penny x

I did Penny, though it was very difficult. Wee gem is lettuce, not 3 yr old - who is definitely not a little gem!!!!

xxxxxx

Oooh, you are posh - dauphinoise indeed!!

x

Oooo Chris.......what is it, what is it?????


Evening...

Happy Birthday Hellen!

Thawk4......Hope things get better soon x

Can't comment on the footie - but I enjoyed the F1 on Sunday......always been a bit of a button fan, so it's good to see him doing well, and can I adopt Ross Brawn as honorary uncle for the boy please??

Spent the day retrieving all the things the boy has posted through the letter box, backwards........

ebx

oh my, oh my, oh my - HOW MAD AM I!
cant believe it - had a problem with picture on my 'u know what + box' (other versions available) so man in van just been to replace it - didnt tell me that 25hours worth of stuff recorded would be GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a WOMAN - I DIDNT KNOW THAT IT'S STORED ON THE HARD DRIVE! I thought it was stored in the ether somewhere........

sob sob sob - 2 weeks worth of Dirty Sexy Money, Gav & Stace xmas special, the last 4 weeks ANTM (the 16yr old is going to KILL ME!)

humppppphhhhhh

:-(
debs2
X

Debs2: Be afraid, be very afraid!!!

xxxx

Oh Annie-G
I am a pussycat really!
:-)
X

However - I will be penning a 'choice letter' to the customer no service dept.......
debs2
X

Evening all,hope that you are enjoying this lovely weather and long may it last.
Cris I hope its good news tomorrow fingers crossed. Welcome LOU B I myself new. Hells Happy Birthday. THAWK
thinking of you. And BINGO I do hopethat you have got your smile back .
Best wishes to all Bridget xxx

Thanks, all, for your warm welcomes. Glad I finally took the plunge!

Happy Birthday, Hells.

Lou x

I wonder if the rumours are true and he's bringing back one of his really successful TV shows? I hope so, I hope we get it in the US too at least Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ America :)

Steffi,

Sorry to hear about your Mum.

Keep your chin up kid.

Bridget and Loubee, welcome friends. Post, post and post.

Chris Evans blog? Class!!!!

We'll help anyone us lot on here. Good ain't we?

;-)

Tobe

Thanks Tobes, yes you are a great bunch.
I had been reading the blogs for awhile and when I finally got the nerve to have a go myself you made me feel really welcome ,so yes you are the best bloggers . GREAT TEAM . bridget xxx

Dear Chris Evans.

Tell Sally Traffic don't be dissin' the yellow cars.

Mine is COOL.

And my partner Big Ears agrees.

Yours Sincerely,

Noddy.

xx

Evening all,

Hello to the newbies Bridget & Loubee, I am still finding my feet....but its great fun

All fine and dandy on this side of the hills.
Hope CLP spills the beans early......... hope its nowt too drastic ,

MC x

This really is a quick hi and bye.

I'm dripping with sweat after my run and I have to get an early night as I am up at stupid 'o' clock tomorrow to head to the midlands.

Chez. Yep, you're on. We're not off until September, so July-August would be great. I'll drop you a mail later in the week.

And that'll give them enough time to get the place straight again. Have you seen the state of it? The M, I mean.

We're supposed to be going to the casino night there next month, better get your top team on the case Chris!

I bet he is off to the brekkie slot too.

Peace etc

MfR

Matt

Fab!

Me
x

Not had time today to say Hi to the newbies - so HI!!!

Matt - drop in - if you are passing - Just off M5 - tis last year since an AM was parked outside the abode here growling at me!

Hate yellow cars - something in family - pops had one - new - used to stick in reverse - sis had one - burst in to flames - so why did I buy one I wonder - engine blew up as well as a zillion other things! Never again!

Big hugs to those associated with the C - know how you feel. Big time.

Back later if my headache goes!!!

Beez xxx

The boys are back in town.

Peaches and Herbs, re-united.

Radcliffe and Maconie on your tranny!!

Tobe

Evening peeps - Radcliffe and Maconie - CLASS!

On me tranny?

What in the name of all things great and good are you suggesting?? I do not have a dress-wearing gentleman in my house, oh no.

(Although should Russell Brand turn up in his LBD he would of course be shown in. And locked in for the duration ..... )

Tranny indeed.

Nachos!

Me
x

Been in the Big Smoke t'day at a meeting and nearly got caught up in the demo at Westminster! Noisy but seemingly well behaved, as far as I could see!

Big birthday tomorrow - feeling my age after this mornings early start - catch you all on the morrow.

Crumps xx

"Big Birthday" Crumps? Does it end in 0 ??

40 ????

And will the day begin with bacon butties, Bolly and ...... ? ?

Ha!

Deev xx

Deev I wish it was a 4! - god luv ya for making and old gal happy!

.....and bugger all else!!!!

I'm trying to catch up with Bees but will always be one digit behind!

Nachos to you too, Cheryl the Diva.

Pfffffffffffffffffffft

;-)

Tobe

With chillis on!

Crumps - the only way I can catch up with Beez is in the pink fizzy stuff srinking comp!

and even then I suspect she would leave you standing! The woman is a legend .....
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