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Could be that good week bad week in Hello magazine (read it at hairdressers) it said they were taking the mushroom thing further? Clots.

It'll be Free CLP as well as Bingo!!!

B's Mum xxx

Oh Christophe, I wouldn't worry if I were you. Billie probably went out with no make-up on and they need to find out just what you think about that then!

Or they spotted Natasha at the chiropodist or something equally bonkers.

Or Noel Fielding is about, possibly with CtD on his arm...wot with the Courtney Love debacle, who knows eh?

Anyhoo, there's already a wonderful picture of you, and Natasha at your wedding...they'll never get one like that!

say cheese
love
hazel
x

AWWWWWWWW lovely Enzo!! Bless his poorly legs...we need one of Beth too...possibly reading Bunty or similar.

The pic has only just downloaded...smashing pyjamas CLP...

HL - I can't concentrate now for images of me and Mr Goth Fielding shebanging about the place!

Cheers!!!

CtD

Smiling big time x x x

Couldn't you just munch him? Enzo not you CLP you're married. Pic a bit late downloading - wondered what you were on about!!

B'sMum xxx

Oh CLP

What have you been up again? They only bother you when you've been naughty, not when you're nice. Whats all that about?

Have a great show, cant wait till 5

Carl in Sunny Donny (NOT)

Hoi,

I'm looking at that picture and trying to decide where exactly the therapy is occuring?
However, Enzo is looking great..... Much healthier looking than I expected. Well Done For that.

Sun is shining here in Sunny Ar-d-Ross-An, and the Restaurant across the road is opening tonight, and we've got comp tickets for the soiree. Things are looking up. A decent cup of coffee is available only 20 yards away. Ah The Luxury!

DWNB

Chris see it as a community service if they are picking on you they are leaving someone else alone.


What a great looking dog.

What is it with people and PJ's this morning.

Neighbough nocked on the door at 6.30 this morning in his Pj's to ask if I had any string and brown paper.

Apparently his daughter needs to take a paper bag with her butties in to the museum as she was dressed in victorian costume. Well it does take all sorts to make up this colurfull world.

Also first warm day of the year yesterday and guess what the air conditioning has run out of that funny gas so it was like sitting in front of a hair dryer. Why does this happen?

Have a great show

BB

Hi CLP,

Great picture of Enzo, and of course you too xx

As gorgeous as Enzo is, I would be terrified of him. I love dogs but for some reason I'm really scared of German Shepherds!

Debbie - when I got home last night the biggest wasp I've ever seen was on my kitchen window and get this all my windows were closed! So I dread to think how it got in! Anyway I was very very very brave and caught it with the magnificent spider catcher from Kleenez (other catalogue products available), would highly recommend it, the catcher that is, but sorry I don't come with it for catching......hahaha

I've completely run out of steam! Doesn't help that I've been setting up all my new payroll files this afternoon....dull dull dull!

Mary xx

Free the Rudgwick One!

Gooday to you all

I have been reading the blog for some time and thought to myself... well what the heck you only live twice. So I thought I would blog. Gosh I feel so brave.
What a lovely picture today.

I Love Radio 2.

The pap are probably wondering why you are dressed in those 'jama trousers!

Nev

Perhaps the 2 new 3am girls, who are crap, are putting you in tomorrows 'clocked' that you were crossing the road!!!

Your dog's got a lovely face by the way

Liz x

Aw look at that.

Lovely glossy coat, shiny wet nose, posin' like summat outa fillum....and Enzo's not bad either.

Hurrah.

Clodagh.xx

Enzo is absolutely gorgous, how much would I love to give him a big hug and kiss - heres one for you lovely bog x smack x

CLP - just start worrying when they don't want to take pictures of you ;-)

welcome inspectorcoco - we aren't all mad

join you all later in the magical world od radio 2

PS - radio 7 are having a special saturday dedicated to terry practchett - I caught a mention on listen again - for all those inviting him to dinner x

BP x

hey, i type too fast - read dog for bog and my first sentance should make more sense.

oh and of not od - curses to my fingers.

BP x

Bagpuss, I think you need to re-word your message to inspectorcoco...

I akshully read that as rococo, thinking of beautiful French painting, from the latin 'barocco' and very much in keeping with the Italian theme of the blog.

But it wasn't.

CLP

Lovin' ya jim-jam-jammy-wams - I want them!!!

HL - rococo always reminds me of Laurence Llewellyn Bowen for some reason!

ctD x x

I am no MDF bloggers.

So don't confuse me up with Lawrence Llewwllyn Bowen.

I am a private dectective working on a case at the moment concerning a woman who thinks she was cheated at Bingo by an old friend.


Life is hard .

How I would love to pull off with such style sitting outside in my pj's in the pouring rain at 7am....

GS x

Inspector Roco have you got Bingo locked up somewhere?

Mary - I was frightened to death of G Sheps until I had one - he was a big softy and did everything I told him, including pinning the ex by the arm until he told me the truth!! Tee hee!

Big munch Enzo

B'sMum

PS Debbie it must be the year of the wasp - opened the door of office cos it was hot with all this sun and in wafted half a dozen - swiftly followed by me buzzing off out!!

B'sMum xxx

Chris I don't think that I have ever seen someone so happy to be sitting in their pyjama's in the rain, drinking a cup of tea.

Enzo looks so lovely. I am very fond of German Shepherds though. My dad used to have a Belguim Shepherd and she was the most gentle, intelligent dog. He still misses Tara to this day.

And as for wasps....what purpose do they serve? Why are they here, do they pollenate like bees do and why are they so angry?!

Answers on a postcard x

Hi Chris, Just listening to you on the radio and I think that you are great to love Amy Macdonald too! but I think that the song you played tonight is not her new one and you said its on the play list but I think that it's the "Poison Prince"?
Love you in your PJs and Enzo looks cute too!!!

That's the mp I voted for - doesn't look anything like he sounds!!!

Now got a big bee in the office - what's going on!!

B'sMum xx

Hello all

Well I ad to come back ta yer all with a new name.
I am livin in a secret location, location location.
I't all been a bit muchous for me.Ave lost a stone, an I want even on a diet am telling yer.

Stress Stress how I missed tha shoe.

Love ta all

Thought so Inspectorcoco!!!!!!!

B's Mum xxxx

PS see blog 21

B'sMum xx

chris you know how far down you have slipped when the press are no longer interested thats the way the cookie crumbles......whats the big black plastic sheet in the background??????

Debbie and B-s.mum.

Wasps.

I'll tell you what wasps are. Al Qaeda that's what.

So don't do what I did whilst enjoyin' me picnic with friends beside the Liffey, ie. swat the nasty little swine that landed on me pork pie with me Irish Independent because it'll recover, bugger off and fetch all its mates back to kamikaze you.

And a word of advice. If your piccalilli's buzzin', don't eat it.

Clodagh.xx

Test blog for Interactive Ian from MfR!

Clodagh - caught your contribution with the blogmeister this morning!

Looking forward to dinner chez KW thanks for the invite.

Thank goodness hump day is over can't wait until the weekend.

Love the PJ's CLP!!

Clodagh - I must be a little confused! It should read togmeister!

MfR - trying copying your post ready to paste. Since doing that it has accepted all my contributions!!

morning all, lovely and sunny here today, hope it's like that wherever you are.

had to change the dressing on my knee's this morning....gross!!

I am in need of some help...

...my beloved TFI tshirt has finally gone to tshirt heaven, does anyone know where i can get another????? (white, L or XL)

Good clean sheet at the Nou Camp last night for ManU, blimey Barca are good though, very quick. Thought Ronaldo was too cocky with his pen but heyho I would've probably kicked the grass and fell over!!!

CLP, like other's have already said, it must be worse if they're not 'papping' you, ask Heather Mills or Paul Burrell...they love the attention really!!!!!???

Bonnet de douche

KWx

Inspectorcoco...you're a star and make no mistake. It's good to be missed isn't it?

Blimey, nine o'clock already!!!

time for weetab1x and a bananananana said zebedee
love
hazel
x

ps gingembre, can't help...sorry...could you not have framed it...or sunnink?

gingembre - I have a blur t-shirt for the 90's that is so small now I can hardly get it on, let alone wear it, but it still has pride of place in my wardrobe - funny how some clothes are important to us while others we just cast off.

BP x

PS - had supermarket brand shreddies this morning, lets hope they keep hunger locked up to lunch x

Gingembre - have you tried ebay?

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

rosie roo what did you say??????

Ola one and all

Before the blog police arrive to arrest me, I must fess up to impersonating Bingo.
Well, I thought I might be able to gate crash Gingembre’s virtual dinner party.

Anyway apologies ta all. Especially B’s Mum.

After reading the speech Stephen Hawkins gave to NASA. It got me wondering in the future will mankind look down to Earth from the Moon. The old ones reminiscing about the good old times, when we had atmosphere, rain, trees, birds.
But today, I also wonder what are they doing on the Space Station? What is the purpose behind all the shuttle trips? Could it be that they are building Terminal 6 in readiness for Intergalactic Travel? Imagine your suitcase lost in space.





Tally Ho

Yes Hazel you were missed

Blimey Gingembre, where are you? It's dark and p*ing down here in Brentford!!

So who saw the Apprentice? And more importantly, who saw CLP's piano playing just before it? Brill timing for a Radio 2 ad I'd say!!

Happy Thirsty Thursday all - I'm off tomorrow, 3 day weekend, woo hoo!!

T xxx

Duh, I didn't mean me (although v nice of you to say so), I meant Bingo, and you impersonationed pretty good too...although...izzichew? Metal guru?

Anyhoo, my conspiracy theory is...Terminal 5 has a massive secret underground bunker in which they are hiding all the building materials for the next space station (T6). They are attaching small pieces to the fuselage of all aircraft due to take off, which then jettison at an appointed time towards Area 51b...this plan only comes unstuck when said aircraft is only flying to Jersey, but you can't get it right all the time.

Therefore, the completion date for T6 of 2015 will probably be put back until the Olympic stadium is finished, around about 2019, but they can't confirm whether it will be morning or afternoon.

lost luggage will be a thing of the past
love
hazel
x

Oooh Clodagh - did you know that angry and / or damaged wasps emit phemerones which attract their mates - hence your terrorist attack on the Liffey! As to what purpose they serve, hmmm . Same purpose as traffic wardens perhaps?

And Debbie - I too have a belgium shepherd (he'll be 11 next month). He is such a delightful dog, so bright and intelligent, gentle and brill. Wonderful breed, only trouble is they occasionally get 'black' days when nothing is right and boy are they depressed. But oh so lovely...

Have booked my CBT and bike theory tests for the end of May - SO excited...

jx

Naaah! don't believe you Inspector my mother was a witch and some of it got passed on!

Grilling starts here with the help of Hazel - What does Paries mean to you?

Biggles Mum xxx

PS Sun shining here

PPS Rosie what did you say?

Morning All,

Chris did you find out why they were papping you?

Gingembre are you in Africa? It ain't sunny in our part of the country - dark, cold and wet!

Tinsel - I thought the same when I saw CLP playing the piano, brilliant spot!

Inspectorcoco - I'm confused, not difficult I know but I'm non the wiser as to who you are! :o)

Who can answer this?

The man who makes it sells it!
The man who buys it doesn't use!
The man who uses it doesn't see it!

What it is?

It can be a woman of course, I just went with the male variety :o)

Happy thirsty thursday xx

Mary xx

ps. Rosie what have you been saying :o)

cathmel....yes, but no luck as yet :(

Rosie.....you naughty girl, the mind boggles

MwK....I can't believe I left you out, I knew I'd offend someone, sorry 'twas you

hazel....thanks again, you know why x

It's still sunny here in Naaaaridge (Norwich), sorry for all of those without x

KWx

What time did I blog? - it's hissing down now so if it's west to east it should be with you shortly gingembre!

Biggles Mum xxx

Got up a bit late so what was your contribution Clodagh? Must have been in shower when togmeister mentioned you.

C'mon Inspector - answer me!!

Biggles Mum xxx

PS Rosie I am bursting to know xx

The Fogge has turned to Rayne. It was cool waking up and all I could hear was the Horn at the Marina...but that's not for here.

It is also p'ing darn, darn ere and there is not one piece of blue sky that may be big enuff to fashion a pair of sailor's trousers. Even if 'twas a teeny tiny sailor who didn't want bells on his bottom.

gingembre, always a pleasure...

cathmel, I'd say a Hoover (other vacuuous cleaners available) or a washing line. But that is purely based on personal experience and in no way reflects the house-keeping abilities of those which may be present on the blog from some of the more male visitors...

Grilling. How do you feel about Guns 'n Roses?

oh hoooooooooo rosieroo! tsk tsk...
love
hazel
x

Jen, you won't know yourself!

ps clodagh, I've found the best extermination tool (other than a dalek's tennis racquet thingy) is the rest of a corncob...once you've et the yellow. And I make it a general rule not to eat anything that may be buzzing. Or blue.

pps did Red and Dan ever get married?

Think I'm going to forget the weather - it's sunny again now!!

Biggles Mum xxx

H-L - no, sadly Dan's been on here bragging about having dates with other women... Red seems to be coping well, but I think she's just putting a brave face on it.

C-t-D got a hat but is having to wear it for a 3-D wedding instead of a virtual one.

Yuff of today - what can we do?

jx

B's mum...

...it's here :(

Ola again one and all

Mary, B's Mum and Hazel. Pretty confused myself but honestly I'm no Bingo. I hope he returns at some future date.

B's Mum are you really a witch? Can you do spells? Now the word Paries, would you be refering to the Luv Coach Rinatta Paries? She teaches how to attract luv and how to keep it. Or was it a typo for Paris...

Hazel you were as always spot on with the secrets of Terminal 5.

Wonder why Rosieroo got her comment zapped. Too much swearing again no doubt!


Tally Ho

Think you'll find it's probably because Billie Piper has been snapped on holiday looking like she might be in the family way (according to the front page of the Daily Wail this morning) and rubbing her bump protectively .

:-)

On the weather - brilliant sunshine here and so warm! has the heatwave arrived??

On the Papps - front page of The Mail today - Billy and maybe a mini billie on the way - maybe they wanted a comment Chris?

spankyb, wmI, I spotted that but I couldn't post the link on here...and I rub my belly like that too...usually after too much breakfast on hols...and if anything, Mr Fox is looking pregnant too if they're just going by ickle round tums...I blame mine on too much real ale...when younger...but d'you know, I reckon she just had a bit of an itch, or a bit of sand stuck to her...you can get a pic of anyone anywhere in the world of someone touching their tummy, I'm sure we all do, at least once a day!

You're doing it now, aren't you...

I shall return my hat to cold storage
love
hazel
x

Red, sob!

Inspectorcoco...I know who you are...I've heard that voice before...

Sorry gingembre but not a cloud at mo so I'll send you a bit of sunshine to mend your knees.

We all thought that was CLP's big secret - haven't seen pic yet.

Inspector - Yup - spells and all and I've got a guardian angel/ghost who once threw a huge bloke straight across a room - 'cos he wasn't being very nice/honest with me!!! Paries is correct??!

By the way CtD enjoy the wedding tomorrow.

I'm ready for the goldfish story Clodagh!

Biggles Mum xxx

No one playing my game? :o(



Mary xx

MwK...

...tried but failed

KWx

Hmm I fear this dodgy weather may have something to do with me today.

You see every time I leave the house it pee's down. Get home, put slippers on, the rain stops. I promise not to leave the house again today and that might help.

Anyone fancy picking little man up from school for me at 3.10pm? x

Okay, I know you are all dying to know..............


the answer is:- Coffin!


Mary xx

Mary, SOOOOO sorry...I did play, but I got my posts mucking fuddled and thought I was writing to cathmel...I wuz wrong anyway...

Bloke talking to his neighbour.
'Hear yer wife's poorly then Fred?'
'Aye, that she is Bert, that she is'
'Is that 'er coffin?'
'Nah, mate, I'm building a shed...'

eyethangyew
love
hazel
x

Bigglesmum...we've discussed this before haven't we?

Hazel - Yup!!!

Biggles Mum xxx

Wasps - little horrors indeed, but they do actually serve a porpoise. Its them that does the cleaning up after all the fruit has fallen and starts going all a-gooey on the ground. Oh, and also they are starting to contribute even more so to the wonderment of evolution, what with anaphylactic (sic! I think) shock sufferers throughout the world being stung and getting really rather dead or at least proper poorly. Other than mankind, they are our only natural threat/predator - except that they don't eat us afterwards, unless maybe if we were also covered in the aforementioned gooeyness.

I used to be petrified of them, to the point of vomiting if they came near me, but having hornets nests in my roof for the past 5 years I can handle them a bit better now. I suppose its like having a fear of dogs, but somehow the chihuahua doesn't make your flesh crawl.

Oh, and the reason that you are getting more and more is because they is waking up from their hibernation, so Spring must be here. Rejoice one and all, but keep that swatter handy.

MW, a!

R2 Metal Guru izzichew on now.

I must be psychic or sunnink...

Mr Wright doin' it WRIGHT!!

right
love
hazel
x

ps Rolling Stones - Jumping Jack Flash for the first record tomorrow please...

Bingo Star testing, testing, testing!!!!!

Bingo Star ere still trying to blog. None of my blog comments are being shown.
Still don't understand why?

Surely i'm not banned from the blog - if so I don't understand why?

Hey Chris what you were makes you what you are it's all part of what makes you real...great pic but was it raining?

As for the paps tomorrows chip paper...Who would have thought you would have done what you have raising not only money but hearts and souls with compassion, ooops where were the paps then?

Chris can you possibly look to playing Don't pay the ferryman...as the start to Fridays prog

Fantastic show by the whole team.

Colin, Somerset

Hey, I've just noticed that there are no requests for ARF tomorrow. (there are tons of comments, so maybe I've missed it)

Is it too early?

Well I'm gonna put my twopenneth worth in anyway.

"The Proclaimers - I'm on my way"..... such a great happy song.

Have a stinking cold and have lost my voice so cant phone in for a request - the boyfriend is getting some peace though !

Pottylotty

Okay another ARF request for tomorrow, how's about "Elected" by Alice Cooper, its a real blinder played loud and will be appropriate for Boris or Ken (hope it's Boris!) tomorrow!