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Fatboy Jims, and Lardy Ladies
The big BIG stars who took their sex & drugs & rock 'n' roll with added cake...
 Barry White
 Don't be under the impression that we have come to mock the larger figure in pop. Hell, if Big Baz hadn't had the physique to match that ridiculously deep, dark baritone, his jaw would surely have vibrated off his face by now. And it's not as if being the shape of a triple-chocolate Magnum Easter egg has done the man any harm in the love stakes either. Since Tom Jones went all squeamish on us, Barry remains the one man guaranteed to mop the sweat from his brow using only the finest lingerie (or pants, if he's performing in Swindon) his audience can supply. You just can't DO that without a strong stomach, and Barry has a belly that could bench-press Neptune.
  The Weather Girls
It's a little-known fact, but there used to be around 30 Weather Girls. No, really. Unfortunately, when their camp classic 'It's Raining Men' was first put to tape, 28 of them had eaten a particularly ripe curry the night before, and actually exploded during the recording. If you listen carefully, you can hear them go off, one by one, at the beginning of each chorus (it goes "It's raining men [BOOM!] Hallelujah", if you're unsure). Being plucky sorts, the troupe battled on to finish the song, in a hail of gore, until there were only two left standing. These traumatic events were not replicated when Geri Halliwell came to record her own version of the song, much to the annoyance of anti-Spicers the world over.
  Demis Roussos
At one point, it became impossible to switch on the telly in the late '70s without seeing some comedian or other 'doing' Demis in a big robe with a sofa cushion stuffed up the front. Oddly, the reality was far stranger. For starters, Demis's impressive size made his tiny, tremulous voice seem all the more unworldly, like hearing a tiny mouse singing an aria from inside a giant tortoise. In fact, it's fair to say that the impassioned Roussos howl made just as an indelible impression on everyone who heard it as his feet did on the TOTP stage.
  Rene
Despite the evidence of this picture, NOT the bumbling French waiter from the '80s Â鶹ԼÅÄ wartime sitcom 'Allo Allo'. The Rene we mean was the bumbling Italian waiter from real life who somehow bellied his way up to the top of the charts back in 1982 with 'Save Your Love'. Hiding his impressive girth in a variety of pastel golfing jumpers (which are oddly back in fashion these days, ask David Beckham) Rene lobbed roses up to singing partner Renate's balcony with the kind of practised wrist action you only get from years tossing pizza-dough around Italian kitchens. They must've left out the shots of Rene instinctively catching every other one he threw in his mouth and gulping them down...
  Chaka Khan
Now here's a lady who could rock the larger lady look in some style. Chaka poo-poo-ed the enormous-tent-blouse-and-elasticated-waist-trousers-look in favour of leather mini-dresses, fishnets and thigh-high boots. As if this weren't startling enough, she also took to strutting about with what can only be described as a dense fog of hair emanating from her head. It made her look not unlike some kind of tubby S&M gonk, surrounded by break-dancers. And they say the Sixties were freaky...
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