Mum:
Oh my god, the look on her face! Mind, she did actually deserve it…
Baby:
Oi, anyone want to talk to me?
Mum:
Come on darling, eat your dinner. Good boy. Erm, the new season…
Baby:
Oh god, no. Not another series of Celebrity Kiss Chase or whatever it’s called. I’m bored, ma. Entertain us!
Mum:
Would you ever go on it?
Baby:
Hello? Oh, it’s not working. That’s it, I’ve had enough. There’s only one way to get attention round here.
Friend~:
°¿³ó…
Mum:
Look what you’ve done.
Friend:
I’ll go and get you a cloth, alright?
Mum:
Hey! Are you feeling left out?
Baby:
Oh, now she gets it! You’ve noticed I’m here, have you? You do remember my name, I hope.
Mum:
Who’s a good little soldier!
Baby:
That’s more like it, this is great! Now even your friend’s clocked us.
See, I’m adorable.
Friend:
He reminds me of Nick…
Mum:
What, in the jacuzzi, no way…
Baby:
Well, there you go, you see. A little bit more attention in the future and I won’t have to bang my plate and throw my food on the floor.