Jo is excited to escape the mommune for the day as the girls get ready to see Mr Tumble Live.
But with the kids, nothing ever goes too smoothly!
Helen
Pat yourself on the back, ladies, cos we are on time and good to go.
Jo
We're leaving the flat finally! Wendy, get your camera out. This is like when Nelson Mandela walked out of prison after 27 years.
Helen
You look like an athletic aubergine.
Wendy
We're going to see Mr Tumble Live, Jo. Not Glastonbury.
Jo
You say Mr Tumble Live, I say going to a festival with my mates! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Baby Daddy. Do you think there'll be an infinity pool at Mr Tumble Live?
Helen
No.
Helen
Who's got the tickets?
Jo
I have. All under control.
Helen
These tickets are like gold dust. Pay a fortune for them on the black market. I expect there'll be a lactating queue of desperate ticketless mums already forming around the block.
Wendy
Did you pack the bottles, Jo?
Jo
Of course, got plenty of bottles. Bottles of cider, bottles of vodka…
Helen
I think Wendy was talking about a different type of bottle, Barack Obeerma!
Jo
Yeah, beer! Wendy, I think we might need some bottles of milk for the kids, though.
Wendy
…
Jo
I'm on it!
Helen
Don't worry, Jo, it's 12 whole minutes to the bus. Take your time! Ooh… Wendy… Christopher hasn't…?
Wendy
One, two, Christopher did a…
Christopher
Poo!
Wendy
What shall we…?
Christoper
Do!
Helen
The smell. Wendy, I can taste it!
Wendy
Bathroom. Now! Yeah.
Jo
Ok, so I got the baby bag, the bottles…booze…
Wendy
It's okay, it's okay. Oh, it's not okay! It's going everywhere! It's in his hair, it's in his vest…Girls, go without me. Please go!
Jo
Ok, let's go!
Helen
No, champ! We will not leave a woman behind. Got plenty of time. Now pull yourself together. I'm switching to…full flow!
Wendy
Oh, everywhere…! Christopher!
Christopher
More poo! More poo!
Wendy
No more poo, please!
Helen
Go, go, go! Five minutes to the bus!
Jo
Baby buggies.
Helen
Now listen up and listen up good. My Tyler wasn't the most active child. He always preferred being pushed even when he was eight. So I've done my time. No-one can fold/unfold a pushchair like me. Wait here!
Jo
Mount it, Helen! Mount it!
Helen
We've got three minutes to the bus! See? It's easy! One sec…Put the babies in the buggies!
Jo
Go, go, go!
Helen
We're going now, sweetie. You sure you don't want to come with us?
Tyler
Kiss it, Mum!
Helen
Alright, darling, you have a lovely time.
Amber
Bus!
Jo
She said Bus… She said Bus!
Helen
Then run you bloody imbecile! Run!
Jo
She said Bus!
