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Piss with Sindhu Vee

Fern, Alison and Sindhu are showered in stories about pissing yourself.

• 32 mins

Bad Dates with Jamali Maddix

Fern, Alison, Jamali and the audience compete with their dating horror stories.

• 33 mins

Dead Pets with James Acaster

Fern, Alison and James recall the pets they've had and listen to stories from listeners.

• 39 mins

Halloween with Mae Martin

In a spooktacular special Fern, Alison and Mae share their scariest supernatural stories

• 38 mins

Hobbies with Jayde Adams, child disco dancer

Fern, Alison and Jayde on the dark side of girl bands, den warfare and disco dancing.

• 37 mins

Problem Parents with Deborah Frances-White

Fern, Alison, Deborah and the audience share mortifying stories about mums and dads.

• 33 mins

Travel Disasters with Joe Lycett

Fern, Alison, Joe and the audience compete over who's had the most terrible time.

• 36 mins

Funerals with Eleanor Tiernan

Fern, Alison and Eleanor have freakishly funny funeral stories, and so does the audience.

• 36 mins

Hair Horrors with Athena Kugblenu

Fern, Alison and Athena's stories about hair removal and hair styling gone horribly wrong

• 37 mins

Parties with David O'Doherty

Fern, Alison and David tell stories about the maddest things that happened at parties.

• 36 mins

Christmas with Romesh Ranganathan

Fern, Alison and Romesh's worst Christmas stories, with terrible tales from the audience.

• 44 mins

Wheel of Misfortune returns 16 February!

Fern and Alison are back on 16 February with a new series full of insanely funny stories

• 1 min

Tattoos with Lottie Bedlow from Great British Bake Off

Fern, Alison and Lottie share trashy tattoo stories and best worst listener voice notes.

• 39 mins

Holidays in Hell with Jessica Fostekew

Fern, Alison and Jessica on holidays gone bad and some dark and funny audience stories.

• 40 mins

Stranger Danger with Kemah Bob

Fern, Alison, Kemah and listeners tell tales of weird women and dodgy men.

• 37 mins

Losing My Religion with Katherine Ryan

Fern, Alison and Katherine confess their funniest and freakiest experiences with religion

• 31 mins

Celeb Shame with Tom Allen

Fern, Alison and Tom on shaming themselves in front of the famous, plus audience stories.

• 38 mins

Lies with Rhys Nicholson

Fern, Alison and Rhys on lying through their teeth and tales of deceit from the audience.

• 37 mins

Bad Sex with Catherine Bohart

Fern, Alison, Catherine and listeners relive their most embarrassing sexual experiences.

• 47 mins

Period Pain with Heidi Regan

Fern, Alison and Heidi go with the flow, with some bloody stories from the audience too.

• 36 mins

Caught in the Act with Sikisa

Fern, Alison and Sikisa share shame and hear listener confessions.

• 36 mins

Car Crash with Neil Delamere

Fern, Alison, Neil and the audience tell horror stories about driving and dogging.

• 38 mins

Medical mishaps with Sara Barron

Fern, Alison and Sara on doctor and dentist nightmares with voice notes from the audience

• 39 mins

Mad Mums with Helen Bauer

Fern, Alison and Helen on the weirdest things their mums have done. Audience stories too.

• 39 mins

Lost in Translation with Larry Dean

Fern, Alison and Larry on epic cross-cultural misunderstandings, with voice notes stories

• 32 mins

Social media cringe with Russell Kane

Fern, Alison and Russell admit embarrassing themselves on Instagram, Twitter and WhatsApp

• 37 mins

Food fight with Felicity Ward

Fern, Alison, Felicity and listeners talk the worst things that have happened with food

• 36 mins

Crushes with Evelyn Mok

Fern, Alison, Evelyn and the audience share their most humiliating stories about crushes.

• 40 mins

Fashion fails with Sarah Keyworth

Fern, Alison, Sarah and the audience shame themselves over clothes choices they've made.

• 29 mins

Shotgun weddings with Sooz Kempner

Fern, Alison, Sooz and listeners tell stories of massive marital embarrassment

• 46 mins