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Don't invite me to your virtual party

Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now.

• 12 mins

Kneecap nudes

You won鈥檛 catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown.

• 12 mins

Fam, you mean seasoning?

Sideman isn鈥檛 sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook.

• 11 mins

Ain't no touch before you taste.

Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it

• 13 mins

Spirit of a Thief

Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby.

• 11 mins

Cricket man Ronald, the sap

Put the bat down 鈥� this is not the time for a game of cricket.

• 12 mins

If you could smell this podcast...

Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why.

• 11 mins

My fleshy existence

Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing

• 11 mins

Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again

Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it.

• 13 mins

鈥淵our batty鈥檚 not charity鈥︹��

Nudes for the NHS? Sideman's not sure...

• 15 mins

Beautiful Stabbamony

Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover.

• 15 mins

Let's FaceTime the eels

An aquarium wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy.

• 15 mins

You think you know what sheep want?

Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they鈥檙e 'city sheep'.

• 15 mins

The safest person to have sex with is鈥�

Sideman鈥檚 here for a council鈥檚 advice on safe sex.

• 13 mins

'The only aisle I want to walk down is a plane's'

Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown.

• 14 mins

Bank to Bank Holiday

Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story.

• 11 mins

Some people must have 'covophilia'

Sideman is convinced that some people just want to be with covid-19.

• 13 mins

Would you risk it all for Mickey Mouse?

Shanghai Disneyland reopens its gates and Sideman's not sure about people's choices.

• 14 mins

"I just wanna look pretty for me.."

During lockdown some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the chair

• 14 mins

Coronavirus calculators

Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator.

• 14 mins

Hooked on Daffodil

Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast.

• 9 mins

Anyone down for a 'Cuddle Curtain'?

One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma.

• 12 mins

"You must not understand my relationship with chicken"

Loss of taste is confirmed as a symptom of covid-19, Sideman worries about chicken.

• 9 mins

Don't eat drill

Lockdown boredom caused Jason Derulo to try and eat corn from an electric drill.

• 12 mins

Should we sell Big Ben?

A French businessman suggested that France sell the Mona Lisa to help the country out.

• 13 mins

I am a friend!

A nurse was told off for wearing a bikini under her transparent PPE and Sideman is livid.

• 10 mins

Your bank holiday guide

Sideman gives you a 4 phase guide on how to spend your bank holiday.

• 8 mins

Mast attack

According to reports around 90 phone masts have been attacked during the lockdown.

• 11 mins

Brave frontline soldiers against the lack of fun

Sideman wants other people to test the holiday trips to Spain first to see if it's safe.

• 13 mins

Idiots walk amongst us

Coronavirus has given Sideman a new way to decipher people.

• 9 mins