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Series 8

The Missing Battleship

When HMS Boxer is stolen, you just know someone's going to fall in the water.

• 30 mins

Series 8

King Solomon's Mines

Neddie Seagoon loses at roulette, so heads off in search of legendary African riches.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The Great British Revolution

Angry revolutionary leader Neddie Seagoon is duped into buying worthless weapons.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The Plasticine Man

Neddie Seagoon poses as a 6,000-year-old man to resurrect his rock 'n' roll career.

• 30 mins

Series 8

African Incident

Neddie Seagoon is dispatched to destroy a bridge built by British prisoners of war.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The String Robberies

Ace investigator Neddie Seagoon must solve a crime, and the link to Moriarty's sock.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The Curse of Frankenstein

The million-pound race is on to be the first to play the bagpipes at the South Pole.

• 30 mins

Series 8

Ten Snowballs That Shook the World

Neddie Seagoon attempts to auction the equator, from a raft.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The Man Who Never Was

A 1958 remake of the 1956 spoof of the war film based on the 1953 book.

• 30 mins

Series 8

World War One

England and France are at war. Eccles is at lunch.

• 30 mins

Series 8

Tiddlywinks

After defeat at the hands of Cambridge, Neddie Seagoon seeks his gameful revenge.

• 30 mins

Series 8

The Evils of Bushey Spon

Neddie is called in to oversee the decoration of a council lamppost.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Sahara Desert Statue

What is Eccles doing with a cement sack and an imaginary piano? Starring Spike Milligan.

• 30 mins

Series 9

I Was Monty's Treble

The British hatch a cunning plan to confuse the Germans. But who (or what) is Eccles?

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Million Pound Penny

The Sockjelly Murder and the story of Ned The Miser! With Peter Sellers.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Pam's Paper Insurance Policy

Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne set about trying to drown Neddy Seagoon - for money.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Mountain Eaters

Eccles and Ned set out to scoff Everest, with Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty in pursuit.

• 30 mins

Series 9

Childe Harolde Rewarde

Neddy goes in search of Excalibur and ends up 'in the drink'. From December 1958.

• 30 mins

Series 9

Queen Anne's Rain

Min is counting rain drops, but why is everyone so wet? Is royalty to blame?

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Battle of Spion Kop

The British mount a South African attack, but something is lacking.

• 30 mins

Series 9

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Number 10 is keen to secure a nuclear-free rubbish capability, but so is the Kremlin.

• 30 mins

Series 9

Who Is Pink Oboe?

Cowardly Captain Seagoon is at war. With Peter Sellers on leave, Graham Stark is enlisted.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Call of the West

Count Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne sell saxophones to the Indians in a cowboy caper.

• 30 mins

Series 9

Dishonoured - Again

Neddie Seagoon gets a bank job, but is it wise to put him in charge of the gold vault?

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Scarlet Capsule

Professor Ned Quatermass unravels a mystery around some enigmatic blue serge suits.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Tay Bridge

On Scotland's crab-ridden shores, Neddie Seagoon is bridging a gap.

• 30 mins

Series 9

The Gold Plate Robbery

Ned Seagoon goes overseas to pursue some stolen booty, but can Bloodnok be far behind?

• 30 mins

Series 9

The 拢50 Cure

Kenneth Connor takes Harry Secombe's place as Ned picks up a lavish NHS prescription.

• 30 mins

Series 10

A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens's Christmas tale takes a bashing.

• 30 mins

Series 10

Tales of Men's Shirts

It is 1942, and Neddie Seagoon must stop the Germans' secret weapon.

• 30 mins