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A Midsummers' Carol - Part Eight by
Clint Driftwood
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This
Dickens parody was the winner in the prose section of our Summer Parodies
competition, and was originally contributed to the Fantasy Archers
topic on The Archers . |
Something
was pressing down on AldridgeÂ’s bed; the sheets held him tightly
as if he were in a vice. The grandfather clock in the hall below chimed
one. Aldridge tried to move, but could not move a muscle. He strained
to breathe; it was like he had a great rock pushing down on his ribcage.
Aldridge stared into the night his eyes wide open in panic. He thought
he saw blackness above his bed, a blackness that was deeper than the ambient
darkness of the room, nothing defined by an outline, more like the shadow
of a shadow.
Two
small beads of light appeared; Aldridge thought they looked like a pair
of eyes. They began to shine with an inner light like pale moonlight.
He looked away sharply, for as he looked at them he had a feeling of deep
despair and a cold shiver racked his body. He felt as if cold fingers
were closing around his trembling heart and ice was forming in his veins.
"Are
you the third spirit?" he managed to gasp, "The Spirit of Midsummers
yet to be?"
He felt the bed move to and fro slightly; he turned his head and he saw
the two lights move up and down as if they were set in an invisible head
that was nodding. Again he felt the cold shiver freezing him and he quickly
turned his head away.
"Take me where and show me what you will, Spirit" he whimpered,
not daring to look again.
Velvet
darkness covered him, he shut his eyes and the pressure on his body was
gone, but he felt colder than he had ever felt before or imagined anyone
could ever feel. Aldridge heard voices and opened his eyes; he was standing
in a small kitchen. It was quite sparse but clean. Remembering the Ghost
he glanced sideways there was nothing substantial at his side, just a
dark shadow on the wall; he shivered again. The two children and their
grandmother entered the kitchen, the children looked a little taller than
he remembered.
"Where
is mum? SheÂ’s late," said the boy.
"She will be here soon I expect." the grandmother said softly.
"Yes Roy," said the girl, "You know she likes to pop in
to see Christopher most nights on her way home."
The
kitchen door open and in stepped their mother, she seemed to Aldridge
to be a little smaller somehow, and he saw she had been crying.
"Mum! Mum! Shouted the boy, "At last IÂ’m starv....."
but stammered to silence as he saw his motherÂ’s face.
"I
just popped in the graveyard on the way home to tidy ChristopherÂ’s
grave." she said, trying to sound brighter than she was feeling,
"Here our Emma, put these in the frying pan will you love, thereÂ’s
a good girl." she said handing her daughter a box of eggs, and rushed
towards the hall holding her coat up before her as to show all present
that she meant to hang it on the hook. But they all saw that she was really
trying to hide her face with it, as she had started to weep once more.
Aldridge
could not believe what he had witnessed, "What has happened to Christopher?
he asked, hoping the Ghost would say something at last. But no answer
came.
"Then tell me this Spirit he said after some consideration, "If
they are just shadows of the things to come can they be changed?"
Again
no answer was forthcoming. Again he was drowned in velvet darkness as
cold as a grave.
The hoots of an owl made him open his eyes; it was nighttime, the moon
tried in vain to shine from behind dark clouds that sailed on the wind
and seemed to purposefully cover her face. Aldridge saw that he was standing
before the gate to St. StephenÂ’s graveyard. He shook with terror
at the sight.
"No! No! Spirit," he cried, "Please donÂ’t make me
enter such an awful place."
The
Ghost pushed at AldridgeÂ’s back and he shot forward through the gate.
The wind blew stronger and the leaves in the treetops rustled, their branches
knocked together sounding like a giant demented grasshopper. Rain started
to fall. The Ghost pushed again and again, Aldridge protesting each time.
With the last push Aldridge fell to his knees in the mud. He expected
to be picked up by the Ghost and pushed again, but when this did not happen
he looked forward. There was a dark hole before him and at the far side
was a newly carved tombstone. He read the words on it; they burnt his
eyes as if they had been carved from fire....... Brian Aldridge 1933 to......He
let out such a terrible wail at reading them that its sound seemed to
overcome the wind, as if he only existed inside his own scream. He felt
a push in the small of his back and tumbled into the grave down and down
he fell.
Down and down Aldridge fell. He was screaming as he fell one long scream,
as if he was screaming his life out of his body. He landed on something
soft. He opened his eyes. He was back in his bedroom, sunlight streamed
in through holes in his tattered drapes.
"IÂ’m
still alive!" he shouted, and started to laugh, he could not stop
laughing. Then he began to cry, then cry and laugh at the same time.
"Its true!" He exclaimed, and jumped out of his bed and ran
to the window. This time he did pull the curtains from their hangings
in his haste to open them.
"Well, no matter," he said, "They needed replacing."
He looked out of his window, and his laughing ceased at the beauty of
the scene. There before him in all its glory were the fields, farms and
houses of Ambridge.
A thought struck him, "How many days have I missed?"
He
saw a young boy in the lane in the distance. Aldridge dressed as fast
as he could and was still tucking in his shirt as he ran down the marble
stairs and burst out of the front door. He continued down his drive, trying
to get his arm into the sleeve of his jacket that was inside out. Into
the lane he ran and the boy stopped dead in his tracks upon first sight
of what he presumed to be an escaped lunatic.
"Boy!
Yes you boy!" Aldridge shouted.
"Who me Sir?" returned the boy, rather startled.
"Yes you boy," said Aldridge, "What day is this?"
"Why Sir, its midsummerÂ’s day of course!"
"Oh, good," Aldridge said, "Oh, I have not missed a day,
those wise Spirits have done three nights work in just one."
On hearing this, the boy took a pace backwards thinking that he had indeed
presumed correctly.
"Boy!" Aldridge almost shouted, he was that excited, "Is
that prize goose still in the butchers in Ambridge?"
"Nigel Pargeter Sir?" said the boy trying to repress his laughter,
" No Sir, I think heÂ’s gone home to Lower Loxley."
"Oh, very good," laughed Aldridge, "What a sense of humour
for one so young, a bright boy, yes very bright indeed."
The boy blushed on hearing this unexpected remark from Brian Aldridge
himself.
"Look boy," said Aldridge fumbling with his wallet, "Here
is fifty pounds, run to the butchers and buy it for me and bring it to
my house, do it in forty five minutes and I will pay ten pounds."
The
boy took the money and ran towards the village, Aldridge shouted after
him, "Boy! If you are back within thirty I will pay you twenty pounds!
And Boy send a taxi here for me as soon as you get to Ambridge."
Aldridge skipped back to his home, clapping his hands in the air, and
stopping now and then to smell flowers that he saw growing in the hedgerow.
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