Grandma
Played by Mona Hammond
Name:Β What mi tell you mi name for? You immigration?
Mi tell you what mi not enjoy doing – answering pointless questions!Grandma
Describe yourself in three words: What nonsense dis?
What do you most enjoy doing? You think mi have time to enjoy miself? Mi tell you what mi not enjoy doing – answering pointless questions!
Favourite meal:Β Oh, so you want mi to cook for you too? You hungry? You eat?
Favourite film:Β Mi nuh have time for dat nonsense. But probably Ben-Hur.
If you won the lottery, whatΒ would you do?Β Mi would give all the money to the Lord, like mi do every Sunday. Mi never take nothing off dat collection plate!
What do you think of Nathan? Why? What dat bwoy done now? Mi will give him such lash – mi will go to jail for him, you know!
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Nathan's nan shares her guide to getting out of the sickbed