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A helicopter hoists the Epstein statue off of Lewis's department store in Liverpool.

Inspector Crust assumes it's just a student rag week prank.

But when parts of the statue's anatomy start turning up, he has second thoughts.

The grizzled Merseyside policeman returns for another adventure.

Starring James Ellis.

Written by Vincent McInerney.

Inspector Crust .... James Ellis
Julia .... Carolyn Backhouse
Malcolm .... Kim Wall
Minty .... Bill Monks
Guy .... Richard Pearce
Colonel Rivers .... David Bannerman
Mrs Rivers .... Peggy Ann Wood
Mr Patch …. Peter Copley
Billy/Eddie .... Christian Rodska
James .... Brendan Charleson
Arthur Frank .... Richard Tate
Mandy .... Cheryl Maiker

Director: Shaun MacLoughlin

First broadcast on Â鶹ԼÅÄ Radio 4 in February 1992.