麻豆约拍

A selection of wise cracks and other weird and wonderful items from Radio Ulster's week.

On MW only, from 7.55pm-10.00pm:

Heineken Cup Rugby: Adam Coates presents coverage of Ulster's second Heineken Cup game against Bourgoin in France.

Ulster were the defending champions the last time they went to the Stade Pierre Rajon in November 1999, when they suffered a 26-12 defeat.

With commentary from Jim Neilly and Ryan Constable.