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Epigram to a Rank Aristocrat
By Samuel Thomson
Dear Sir, when your spirit is summonβd away,
And your carcass consigned to the earth,
The particles of your pamperishβd clay,
To a crop of rank weeds may give birth.
Rich provender, faith, for a hungry pig,
Who may find them and so fall to work!
eat up evβry inch of βem, root, stem and sprig,
What then sir? β Good God! β you grow pork!
Methinks that I see you from chimney cut down,
And hissing with eggs in a pan,
Eat up by some red hot Republican clown,
And go to form parts of the MAN!
Thus, Sir, this great corpulent body you have,
Refined and constructed anew,
May yet from a haughty aristocrat knave,
Be made a good citizen True!!