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Example - Landing upon a planet, you find yourself hundreds of metras away from your target, in a reeking swamp full of acid-spitting plants.

"Where in Hezmana have you landed us D'Argo, you gleebo(qv)! There's dren(qv) up to my loomas (qv) and that frelling(qv) flower's just burnt a hole in my boot!"

Translation - "Where the goodness have you landed us D'Argo, you silly fellow! There's poopy up to my chest, and that horrible flower's just burnt a hole in my boot."