Alan had a book out once called A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Stadium
to Alan Partridge by Alan Partridge.
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Episode Two. House band: Glenn Ponder and Debonair
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Alan's first guest: Playboy's Agony Aunt Daniella Forest
Even though Daniella Forest seemed to be on the show just to plug her autobiography: Luck Be A Lady, Alan was pleased to have her. That was, at least, until he discovered she used to be a man. Dan 'the Man' Forest was then obliged to exit. From a safe distance it was obvious, she had great flapping hands; she could have been a goal keeper.
Tony Le Mesmer
Alan then introduced a new section of the show called KMKY Another Alan Partridge. The other Alan in it was Petty Officer Alan Partridge, who worked on a Sealink Ferry. Next up was hypnotist and magician Tony Le Mesmer. Alan had booked him after seeing his show at the Palladium in which Tony had two men stripped to their underpants and barking like dogs. Later in the show Alan himself was hypnotised.
Gary Barker and Tania Beaumont - Hollywood Couple
Alan's final guests were Hollywood couple Gary Barker and Tania Beaumont. They came on the show to deny rumours of their marriage failing. In a previous career Gary had been a Mobile Office Equipment Maintenance Engineer. To see whether he still knew his stuff, Gary was invited to fix Alan's broken photocopier.
Alan on the Wheel of Death
Alan ended the show in a way that was far from moribund. Strapped to the Wheel of Death, Alan was spun as Tony Le Mesmer threw daggers at his person.
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