A play, La Bete, by rhymes beset
Rhyming couplets are for me
Of dull plays the epitome
They steal the show and dominate
And that I cannot tolerate
The story's only secondary
To the wordsmith's wizardry
When had a story to tell
He found that blank verse worked quite well
True, at times, he'd resort to rhyme
But, thank the Bard, not all the time
, 'tis writ in rhyming verse
Which, to me, seems quite perverse
As it was written recently
It really didn't need to be
I know it pastiches
But about that I do not care
There are other ways to capture his tone
Without resorting to rhyming drone
Mark Rylance was a tour de force
As a playwright, one who could be coarse
So, regardless of the rhyme
He gave us all a real good time
David Hyde Pierce deals with the verse-only diet
Although at times he was too quiet
And Joanna Lumley does a good turn
As a princess with time to burn
But if he wants to hear applause
The modern playwright ought to pause
Before he writes a play in rhyme -
It might not stand the test of time and can be really annoying
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Comment number 1.
At 12th Jul 2010, John_from_Hendon wrote:If this is a review, then play on
so we can at least be persuaded to surf it.
and through surfeiting extinguish
any potential glimmer of interest in it.
If it is not a review, then
pray what is your point?
Except, of course, that verse is worse!
And that applies both to plays, and reviews!
(Sorry!!)
I am curious why you omitted the grave and circumflex accents from both MoliΓ¨re and La BΓͺte. Does this suggests a deliberateness of attitude or an editorial guideline conflict? We are after all discussing a derivative work (aren't we?) that uses the accents. Even the American 'reviews' used the correct accents in for example the 1999 season at the Court Theatre Chicago, has a decade made the difference? I wonder why the author did not write his play to be performed in MoliΓ¨re's 17 century French - it might have pleased you more!
From your review I completely missed the essential fact that this pastiche (is it a pastiche?) remains true to Molière as a farce. Should the wits battle be prosaic, rather that in rhyming couplets? The little Molière I have seen in French is harder work, but is just as much fun as the (better) english translations. I think what you are most objecting to is that someone has the audacity to presume that they can in any way match the wit of Molière - they can't, but nevertheless if the result is witty and fun why condemn it just for its (irritating to you) linguistic style? We do, and like, farce and comedy quite well in the UK but it would have been nice to know that this play was part of that gendre!!
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Comment number 2.
At 13th Jul 2010, NickBrowne wrote:Couplets require meter and well as rhyme - da DUMB da DUMB da DUMB da DUMB da DUMB.
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Comment number 3.
At 15th Jul 2010, Christopher James Heyworth wrote:I could not wait to "do Shakespeare" when I was at grammar school, and was surprised when we began not with one of his earlier rhyming works until Whizzer Thompson, our English teacher, explained that a surfeit of rhyme was, in his opinion, totally stultifying to 13 or 14 year old brains, and that getting used to Elizabethan blank verse and prose was an essential precursor to GCE study of Julius Caesar, Winter's Tale and King Lear, literary works which buzz around in my head still.
Now, almost fifty years later, I realize how right he was, and that my unrhyming taste over my life so far has let me marvel at the Great Plays, and reject rhyme as a dramatic and literary device apart from when used by Victoria Wood or Pam Ayres specifically for amusement.
Oh, and studying Moliere in the VIth. was like having teeth pulled.
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Comment number 4.
At 24th Feb 2011, blogplusplus wrote:@John_from_Hendon
Once again I agree with you completely because once again we are so very similar. With our superior, pedantic cleverness and how we know all about the French wits and that. "Even the Americans..." and "da DUMB da DUMB da DUMB" indeed.
@Christopher James Heyworth
I read your post but was slightly disappointed that you hadn't tried to be pedantic at all. A missed opportunity perhaps. I do however, wholeheartedly agree with your central point that both Victoria Wood and Pam Ayres have more than surpassed the wit of Molière.
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