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Mae elusen natur wedi achub cimwch dwy droedfedd o hyd gafodd ei ddal oddi ar arfordir Sir Benfro. Cafodd y creadur ei enwi'n "Lembit" gan y pysgotwr wnaeth ei ddal. Oherwydd ei gragen galed, mae'n rhaid!

Hwre! Mae'n bryd i ni bori yn y Daily Sport unwaith yn rhagor! Mae aelod Maldwyn wedi ei dristhau gan yr hyn ddigwyddodd i Michael Martin.

"If this is how we're all going to behave in Parliament, we may as well replace normal debate with a set of stocks and throw rotten fruit at each other. And then elections could be decided with a mud wrestling contest."

Lembit yn erbyn Glyn a Heledd Fychan yn y mwd? Byswn i'n prynu tocyn! Mae Lembit hefyd yn poeni am dorriadau i'r llynges. Beth fyddai'n digwydd pe bai Sbaen yn danfon armada arall?

"...they'd probably get as far as Kensington before anyone noticed. I agree that our protection might need beefing up a little and that we need a few more boats out there. However, if we were invaded by beauties like my beach loving buddy Veronika Zemanova and her pals we'd welcome them with open arms."

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• - Beth yw hwn?