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Russell Brand

Nice to be nice... if anything

  • Mr Gee
  • 7 Jul 08, 11:36 AM

Captain's log: star date 2008.

It's been another traumatic day for the good citizens of Brand Enterprises as we are all adjusting to this newly imposed regime of niceness. Since his return, Russell has been extraordinarily nice to each and every member of the crew. No tantrums, no bickering, no sackings, no screaming.

There's been some gruelling team-building exercises: line dancing, mandatory smiling and heel clicking seminars have been provided for and now we all have to sing Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" at the end of each day.

Jokes aside, it was good to celebrate Babs's (Russell's mum) birthday, see Noel showing love to Jay-Z and have Miss Sierra Leone come in to raise awareness for the Great Ormond St Hospital charity.

Anyway I must dash. I've got a "tree hugging" tutorial to attend to!

Shining Bright

As light prevails amongst the shadows,

Shadows will still evade the light,

Sound is crafted through the silence,

Forming laughs for your delights,


Morgan's son,

Purple pill popping until the morning comes,

A finger of "fun" is just enough,

Until the Team-building drawings done,


Exploring plums,

Noel and Lionel are cavorting chums,

Remembering Henry as "The Fonz"

With his flaunted thumbs,

A tale of two Stephens,

One acting, one seeking,

The roots of the truth behind actual events of freedom,


Still dreaming,

Mamusu gives us something to believe in,

So let me just say "Happy Birthday" to Babs,

To see her lil' face beaming!

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