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In this week's Disability Bitch column, Ouch's favourite bitter and twisted personality has been writing about how she hates celebrity impairments. Superstar pop singer Justin Timberlake comes in for a mention. He revealed a while back that he has - though, like many of the celebs who comes under DB's withering gaze, he's yet to use the 'D word' and describe himself as disabled.

Except - he has now!

Unfortunately, it's got nothing to do with his OCD. In fact, it's debatable whether Justin's announcement that he is disabled is actually admissible under the International Rules of Disability Acceptance, Paragraph 17, Sub-section 3. (What? You haven't read the famed IRDA document? Where have you been all this time?!)

You see, Justin - bless his cotton socks - has said that he . He says:

With romantic relationships, just like friendships, it's all about confidence, connection, and - again, and most important - communication ... But what do I know? I'm just a man and everyone knows we have a learning disability where women are concerned.

Er, right. Thanks, Justin. Really. Thanks for that.

He's just not getting it, is he?

So, all you males out there - get ready to claim Disability Living Allowance if, like Justin, you're rubbish with the opposite sex! Ouch is sure that your application will go through without a hitch ...