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You won't believe this, but Hollywood has decided to create yet another sightless wonder, played by a fully sighted actor of course, for a new romantic comedy called . And just when you thought that wasn't unoriginal enough, he decides to go through pioneering surgery to restore some vision to his poor blind eyes. The Blind man, who is leading a "normal life" apart from the fact that he can't get any, falls for, wait for it, a nurse. Pass the sick bucket!!!!

The film has just been released in the states, so none of the Ouch team have seen it. it might be fantastic. American readers please put us out of our misery!

"Blind Dating" will be out on limited release in the UK on the 11th of May, so rest assured, we will bring you our thoughts on it then whether you want them or not.