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Contactmusic.com are the undoubted winners of today's disabiility-related headline of the day for this: . And no, they're not talking blue-haired Marge Simpson, but rather pop starlet Jessica, famed for her hits like, er ... well, some hits, anyway. Don't ask me. I'm only a Crippled Monkey.

Oh, and for what it's worth, Miss Simpson's breasts didn't really disable her. They were merely a mild inconvenience to the progress of her glittering music career. Oh. So, maybe a slight then, Jessica?