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Well, our Guest Blogger Fortnight is drawing to a close. As I write, Crippled Monkey is jetting his way home from his sun-kissed holiday with far too many tacky gifts for the Ouch team (I hope). We'd like to say a big thank you to our four Ouch readers who have stepped into the Monkey's shoes for the past two weeks, and let them sign off.

Katie Fraser: "Hello to all Ouch readers. Hope you've enjoyed reading the posts I put up for you, hope they were interesting. I know I should have done more, but hopefully they were okay for you! See you, Ouch readers!"

Lady Bracknell: "I volunteered for this guest blogging lark because it coincided rather nicely with my being on leave for a fortnight, and I assumed it would keep me entertained. Which it has. I hope at least some of you have been entertained as well. Anyway, it's back to the day job for me on Monday, and the Ouch team can breathe a collective sigh of relief in the knowledge that they will no longer have to field blog entries from me on an hourly basis. A fond farewell to all from Lady Bracknell and her truly magnificent hat."

Sal Feehan: "Hiya gang! It's my last day on the blog. I've enjoyed filling in for Crippled Monkey over the last two weeks, and I hope you've enjoyed reading my humble offerings. I hope they've cheered you up, thrown a bone of hope, sparked a debate, and put the mutant case for the defence in style (and, naturally, in the best possible taste)! So it only remains for me to say - until we meet again (in cyberspace) - tatty bye, au revoir and auf wiedersehen, pets!"

Simon Stevens: "I've enjoyed my time as a guest blogger - it felt like being in a virtual reality show like Big Brother, being dropped in at the deep end and enjoying every moment of it, but leaving before it got too much! Thanks for the Ouch team and the readers, and welcome back to Crippled Monkey - we did our best to keep the place in one piece, honest!"