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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

dave...... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh monkey man!

yummy yummy in ma tummy

sweeeeeet

Not!!!

ohh the meat in the sausage roll is leaner and looking meaner!!

Loving the skates...although they're not quite as distracting as "the package."

At work in Hanoi, Vietnam and listening to the show....this is one hilarious distraction!! LOVE IT!

Is the microphone there for comparison?

Dave looks as though he is doing some serious butt cheek clenching and concentrating very hard on it - has he had a particularly hot curry?

Love it!! he does have a pretty scary look on his face in this pic! but wow who knew he had that erm "package"!!

Hahahahaha, this has made my half term.
Looking a bit oompa loompa-ish Davey?

Your not half as orange in that as you are on the show :) love ya dave x

Its not as big as I thought it was going to be!!! :S

yummi.....xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

this has actually just made my day!

holding your stomach in much ? hahahahahahah

he reminds me of a very chubby man

ahahahahhahahahahahah

I think this pic makes him look like a sort of camp comic book super hero.

Listening in work from Germany ... you just don't get stuff this good on German Radio!! Good on you Dave, don't keep saying it was a mistake! Have fun with it!!

I think you look HOT Dave, loving it!!;)

OMG !!!! Why, pants a lot for that one!!!!!!

Funniest thing since the video of Chris being scared of a dog, looking good Dave

poor chap!

ha thats not dave its john barrowman

the people who invented push up bras have gone one further and come up with the all new push out pants!!

And Breath Now Dave!!! :-)

Dave's pose is called (Blue Steel three) better than Zoolanders pose (Blue Steel two) lol

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That's just disturbing.......... :/

What a poser!!! haha

Now that's comedy Dave! haha

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Dave, you really are the meat!!! LOL

Oh my god Dave-it looks like you've been basted in gravy while trying to look suggestivly at the camera! This deserves to be blown up to epic porportions and driven round London on a truck.

Utter utter class!!!!!

at least your pants are clean enough for a washing powder commercial

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear but funny

what a muppet but fair play

Haha Dave - love it!!

No more Dom the donkey now its Dave the donkey............brilliant.xx

you should be in catalogues with that pose!! well done..

Ahh this has made my day!...heard it on the radio this morning but never thought it would look like this ha ha ha...Love it davey baby xx

hay dave what % is the spray tan ?????

Speechless!!!
well nearly.... was laughing so much this morning listening and now laughing all over again...
I'll give Β£100 to comic relief for Cardboard Dave

Speechless!!!
Well nearly..... Was laughing so much this morning listening, and now laughing all over again.
I'll give Β£100 to comic relief for Cardboard Dave x

maybe you should have done without the makeup and considered a sock there somewhere.....hillarious! loving the poser pout too! :-) x

can't get enough of the show, love the new look body dave. LOOOOOOKINGGGG HOT.

NO WAY... you have a JVC tv :O

hillarious

Well I am not phased by this what so ever! My man must be 'shlonger schlonger' then! Go Simon! :)

i am the meat....

Thank the lord that we don't have smell-a-vision, we would be overcome by the smell of fake-tan and shame!

oh dear Dave i think you might need to breath next time!!!

looking at bit orange there dave.... you know when you've neen tango'd.

THE LUNCH BOX HAS LANDED ! !

Nice body there Dave!!!!......got i do love the Adobe Photo Shop. You can certaintly do some magic with it ha ha

the funniest man ever !!!! that's cool DAVE !!!!! show more!!!

He is The Meat

Coool man, very funny, keep it up Comedy Dave,(so to speak)!!!