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Have a good time CLP - are they showing your bit at half time on the TV???

mtd ffb xxx

Have a great time Christoph. I will !!!

Beez xx

You still there Beez? I thought you were off today.

Have a good time whenever you do go.

mtd ffb xxx

Typical !!! - write loads on the last blog and a new one appears - never fails - never mind - the last bit is repeated here...

Have a lovely Valentines week-end all. See you Sunday unless I happen by a computer at some stage!!

Beez xx

MTD - just off to pack - ta ta - check details on last blog involving slight delay !!

Beez xx

Chris: hope you and the guys have a terrific weekend. I hope you get that ball over the posts - it will be a terrific feeling!

Have fun, and yes, you will be a trembling wreck by the time you get home!

Love, Chrissie x

Hi Chris, have a great time at the rugby, just one question... will you be supporting Scotland given the family connection?

Read an interview with Thom Evans a few weeks ago, he is v cute!!

Hope everyone has a good weekend

Rx

Beez: I was going to say to you that Chris always shows up with a new blog, just as you appear! I wonder if he is stalking you!

Your weekend sounds intriguing ... hope you have a lovely time!

C xx

have a great weekend Beez and CLP of course and anyone else who is venturing away.
Luv
GM xx

Chris,

Sounds like great fun, though not particularly healthy...you are becoming a bit of an egg chaser...how do you like your eggs in the morning? Oval shaped?

Nic

Hi Chris

I don't understand rugby, but do enjoy watching it for some strange reason. Oh, and I quite like the corporate hospitality that goes with it too ...

Have a great time with the boys.

Hello everyone else - hope your Fridays are short and your weekends long.

Laura
x

Chris, have a great weekend.

csn.xxx

Afternoon all,

Friday has soon come round again, just got in the car as the Candy Man started and you know the weekend is just a few hours away.

Chrissie, laughing at your description of your talented sister !

GM, glad your mum is on the right side of things.

Clodagh, enjoy your weekend, my MIL is exactly the same if its any consolation !

Off to the city centre this weekend to celebrate the Chinese New Year, must check the t'int to ensure i have the right day. We got there a week late last year !


MC xxx

Afternoon gang!

Back from town, nails done, shopping done - fridge, freezer and (most importantly) wine rack all full up again.

Chris, enjoy the rugger and the weekend of "brown" food (altho that sounds not very nice to me, to be honest!)

This afternoon I shall be mainly sorting stuff out. As you do!

Deevs

x

Have a great time CLP! I hope that they show the half time entertainment with you and Johnny on the TV - that will be worth watching! I do like to watch the rugby, absolutely nothing to do with the tight shirts, obviously! ;o)

Have a good weekend all, Valentine or anti-Valentine. If you're in a couple enjoy the special day. If you're not, spoil yourself rotten! I know I will be!

R x

No cauliflower ears Christoph!!!

Lurve Fifey xxx

Gaffa Tape, Di Fife. He needs Gaffa Tape!

x

Hi Christoph

me thinks your weekend is going to be vewwwwy messy! Have fun with the boys - remember a hangover just needs a bacon butty with tommyK and a hot bloody mary to get you match fit again!

to everyone else - happy friday - we are over the hump and on the downhill to the weekend - yee haa!

laters!
debs
x

MC: hiya: yes, what a pain in the neck having such a talented sister. But does she know the words to Crazy Horses? I think not!
Hope you and Mr MC have a really lovely weekend. xx

Debs: how you doin'? What a busy lady you are these days! You are right, it's a great feeling to be heading into the weekend - have a gone one!

mtd: I keep meaning to say to you - on Chris's show every morning, when he plays "how do you like your eggs in the morning?" - I know you weren't too keen on this. I was saying this to MrS and he said that you should join in with him - he always sings "I like mine when I'm p*ssed"! It might help!

C xx

Debs: I swear, I typed "have a good one"!!!

xx

Go easy on the brown stuff today CLP - New daisy roots, 75,000 people watching in the stadium, Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ TV coverage, I'm nervous for you already! Save yourself for tomorrow night!

Bonne Chance Mon Ami!

(or something like that...)

Love

Beany x

Afternoon all. Just coming up for air in what has been a really busy week. I've been lurking though and you've all been making me laugh so thanks for that.

Chris - please don't do that thing that toddlers do when they take a great big run up, kick wildly, miss the ball and fall over backwards.

Uncle Carl and Miss P I have been loving your gameshow suggestions. In an effort to try to get a few more out of you, here's one:

We bring the lovely Una Stubbs and Lionel Blair out of retirement. In an intellectual cut above the usual gameshow they have to mime to their teams the location of famous chimneys from around the world.

It's called Give Us A Flue.

xx

Obama - loving your work :-)

I've decided to broaden my horizons to more serious programming and with an election coming up, it's the perfect time.

Politicians have two minutes to present their policies to a specially-invited audience, while sitting in a gunge tank. If the audience aren't happy with what they're hearing, the politician gets gunged.

It's called Question Slime (which works on so many levels....)

Unc - the best one yet!

Afternoon each

Also coming up for air which after reading the game show suggestions is difficult as i`m laughing too much!

CLP - have a great day! Will cloudplus to watch on Sunday, hope you AND the lovely Jonny manage it!

My week in summary... made the Mushroom Strog was yummy(thanks MissP for the recipe!), and work.

But..have `Stomp` to look forward to tomorrow night followed by breakfast in bed on Sunday so i`m told..who am i to disagree?!

GM -hope the news re your mum is positive today x

Gingembre..well done on the exam! And happy birthday for tomorrow! x

Hope everyone else is hunky dory... its Friday!

Thanks for the entertainment as ever..happy weekend everyone!

mSc x

Carl, that is quite simply brilliant.

PS - Meant to say to AliB...get well soon! x

Obama and Carl: love both suggestions - contact the Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ now! Do it!

C xx


P.S. PLEASE can I come on and pull the lever for the gunge tank?

Carl - Genius. Can we have Gordon Brown first please?

Nic

Sorry Nic - Nick Griffin is up first. It's a special edition where the audience gets to select the contents of the gunge tank....

Carl - Maybe each member of the audience could give their own personal contribution to said tank? I think GB is a greater threat to the nation's well being than NG, personally...

Nic

Howzabout this one .....

Two teams of Z-list celebs have to trawl the streets of our inner-cities and seek out the grubbiest, most unkept, down-at-heel vagrants, then give them a spruce up in front of a live TV audience ....

Game For A Bath

x

#32 - with SK hosting....?

Nic

x

How about this one.

A `celebrity' stands in front of a panel consisting of Simon Cowell, Craig Revell-Horwood, Jason Gardiner and Nigel Lythgoe. The panel then complete aaginst each other to come up with the most cuttingly-accurate, withering putdowns.

`Top Sneer'.

oh man - just popped in to see the game show formats for today - assumpting that there were others in the 1000 plus comments I havent seen! Loving your work guys - giggle central here in brizzle!

Chrissie - thank goodness - I havent started my weekend - wouldnt want it "gone" already!

right hi ho hi ho off back to work I go

Oh and if any of my assessor friends from yesterday are lurking

BOO!
LOL
debs
X

Errr: I relinquish my desire to operate the gunge tank! Wow, the world of TV has moved on since the days of Noel's House Party!

C xx

hey

had a slightly odd but not unpleasent day - wrists are still hurting so need to stop typing - if anyone has any advice I would be greatful becuase my only solution at the moment is to keep adding more ibrofen gel!

baggy

In order to combine the nation's love of rugby and its passion for ballroom and latin routines I suggest the Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ gives serious thought to a one-off special:

Strictly Scrum Dancing.

Those New Zealand boys with their haka will quake in the face of our morris dancing.

x

Obama -brilliant!

We can take that idea forward and have a show where various food items are `fed' into a scrimmage and the two teams vie to eat them.

Scrum Dine With Me.

Coat time?

Chrissie, LOL, yep , she certainly hasn't lived , that really made me giggle .

Hope you have a nice weekend too.

MC xx

Loving all the game show formats, they've really been making me giggle!

Am about to escape this place for the weekend, only 3 more days to go next week!

Have a good weekend all of you who won't be around over the weekend, and I'll catch the rest of you for FNWC!

JG x

Good work team. Love it.

Right - I'm obviously not going to do any more work while you lot keep making me laugh so I might as well head for home.

As much as I love the new breakfast show, I don't half miss Chris at this time on a Friday.

xx

Obama, me too, it's not the same is it!

Right about to hit the road as well...

JG x

Obarma and Carl -
LMAO! very funny!

debs
x
(who in exactly an hour will be doing come wine with me.....)

Me too - there's only so much time I can spend staring out of this window :-)

Have a great weekend!

Good work team CLP...you've all done very well...
The Head of State and the First Lady of the Republic of ChezNicia will be on official visits this evening to Cannock. I dare say there may be a small degree of imbibing too...
Enjoy FNWC and anything else you will all be up to at the weekend (stop sniggering at the back).

Is gud yes...!!

Nic, H.o.S I.R.C.

xxx

Quick drop in - mega busyness started.

thanks for the suggestion Chrissie - I'll at least be able to grin thinking about that on Monday.

I'm with you all the way Obama.

Laters

mtd ffb xxx

Morning Wormcatchers!!

Oh, sorry, that's a bit late isn't it. First chance I've had to join in today

Can I be first in line for tickets for your game shows please although I'm not sure I'd want to be in the front row for some of them!

Baggy, whilst I'd love to help decorate your bra (oo er missus!) I seriously think the world needs to see a Clodagh Rubbish Original Lingerie Creation so send it North and let the lady do her best!

I have to admit I haven't sponsored you yet but if that's what you're wearing I'll add a bit extra on!

Rips, The theatre link is current although I don't think Jude Law's involved! Was in local What's On mag and made me think of you

I haven't been to the Queens in Hornchurch since I was very ickle and we were taken to the pantomime by my Dad's work.

Hi to all else. I've got no taxi run to do tonight so FNWC looms large!

Seza xxx

Panic over.

Time to tackle elh.

Back later for FNWC.

Have good weekends all.

mtd ffb xxx

Well, had a good journey home for once, think some kids may have broken up a day earlier!

Just organised some travel insurance for our trip next week, as Mr JG had forgotten!

About to track down somewhere to get some €'s from, as no doubt the PO will be heaving tomorrow...

Oh, and Mr JG has finally reminded his Mum that she's stopping here with Finlay, and that's all sorted! I just need to remember to pick her up on the way home on Wednesday night....

Nothing like leaving it all until the last minute! LOL

JG x

Oh, CLP, no pressure then!

You've just made the news in Wales, my mum's rooting for you to kick it over!!

And apparently it's going to be shown live...although this is from my Mum, who has been known to get the odd thing wrong!

JG x (am I alone?)

JG I'm here!!

Did you get your €'s?

Seza (who hasn't stopped sneezing for the last 3 hours - help!!)

JG forget the post office ... M&S for €'s, hardly any queues and usually the same rate as PO (also get chance to shop!!)
Mum not to bad today, sat in chair, although she is pain free at moment think that might change when they switch off the morphine! but the best news was they didn't need to fit a 'bag' which she was dreading so onwards n upwards :)
Can I officially open FNWC with a toast to wish everyone a wonderful weekend.
Luv
GM xx

Evening all ,
Hope your all well and beginning to ejoy your weekend . Seem to be a lot going on with people going out and away .

Don't really know if Cannock will be the same after tonight though .!!!! hope you ejoy Deev,and Nic.

Annies in Newcastle Beez is off some where and Jg Well Paris next week ,you lucky so and so . Are you looking foward to it ????

Oh !!!! yes and Chris is at the Rugby .

anyone else off anywhere .???

Bids .xxx.

hiya

I'm not here - typing ever letter hurts and the pain in my left hand has gone all the way up my arm!

valentines day for me is a double edged sword - yes me and mr bp have a nice time together and we are happy but wouldn't it be nice to have the excitement of a proper surprise valentine and to find out someone is thinking off you like that even if you certainly werent going to do anything about it

Yeah, I know - I'll stop dreaming now and go and enjoy a lovely weekend with the man I love

Baggy

GM good news about your mum ,onward and upward now eh!!!

Bids.xxx.

Baggy whats wrong with your arm .and no theres no harm in dreaming as long as it doesn't get you into trouble and from what glimpse of Mr BP I saw hes quite a dish if you don't mind me saying .

Bids.xxx.

Hi Baggy, sorry to hear about your arm pains , do you think it is RSI?

Bridge, hello , nice to see you.

JG, deffo M&S for currency , and chocolate peanuts and raisins ;-)

GM, great news on your mum, am pleased its looking good.

Seza , hi there , not seen you for a while.

We are going to go into Manchester to celebrate the chinese New Year. There are parades , fireworks, etc etc. However, after the very dodgy tea Mr Mc cooked tonight , i wonder if i will still be alive by Sunday .

MC xx

bids - no idea whats wrong with my arm, my wrists both started hurting yesterday which sometimes happens in the cold/ rain and now the pain has moved up my left arm, both wrists still hurt - answers on a postcard pleae?

mr bp is indeed a dish ;-)

Baggy, you will have a lovely weekend, I'm sure!! I' not sure what you can do about your wrists, what's causing it? Is it RSI?

Bids, I am looking forward to being there, but just hate flying, so have the usual stress going on about that! Will love it when we get there!

GM, that sounds like good news to me! I hope so anyway! x

JG x

*pops in to say I'm well snuggledebuggled up - now where's me hot choccie?*

well thats two votes for RSI - maybe I should move away from the laptop? :-)

It could be your desk position at work?

Actually my left knee has come out in sympathy with your wrists! Alothough that's still due to the seat position in Mr JG's car...still can't get it right, although my right leg, arms and back are fine!

I think it's just cos it gets bored on the way to work! lol

JG x

Baggy could be a touch of Arther.!!! cold and damp .

MC ,Enjoy your day out .I haven't been to Manchester for Forty odd years ,fond memories of shopping there in the old days .

JG ,you ll be fine ,but I'm the same I'd love to be able to fly but I too am Petrified ,hence it stops me doing what I'd like to do .

hello to anyone else .

Bids.xx.

bids - I half think that and I expect it in the wrist that I broke years ago but I'm only 29 - I don't want old people pains yet :-(

JG - loving the idea of your leg hurting in sympathy - I'm self medicating with wine - suggest you do the same

JG, I was thinking of going on one of those flying days .they do days at an airport near you and you go for the day and you have a talk and chat with people and then I think you even go on a short flight .

Bids.xxx.

Bids, I've managed to pluck up the courage to cross the Atlantic twice, to Cuba and the Dominican Republic!

It's the landing and take off I hate!!

Don't let it stop you, if I can do it, anyone can! although I still won't be going up the Eiffel Tower, that is one step too far, despite what my FB friends have been saying...Mr JG wouldn't even let me try anyway, as he'd have to deal with the consequences!

JG x

Hiya

GM, I'll accept your toast for a good weekend and raise you a toast to your Mum, hope she's feeling better soon.

Hi Spike, sure we can't tempt you to a glass of wine?

Bids, How are you? Did I see you'd been poorly?

MC Hi to you too. I've had Mr Seza doing his "I'm not grumpy! act all evening, then he fell asleep for 2 hours!! So obviously not really tired then

Baggy, Have you been doing lots of typing recently? And is your keyboard/chair/desk set up right for you? Your elbows should be just above your keyboard so you don't have to stretch.

Seza (still sneezing!)

PS M & S for white choc raisins please!

Baggy, I've been self-medicating with wine since just after 6pm, so will probably fall off the sofa soon!!

Bids, I would save your money and book to go somewhere special, the excitement of it will get you over your fears, trust me...!!

Left to myself, I'd not go anywhere either, but needs must, and I couldn't let the rest of the family down with the Caribbean (sp) trips!

JG x

Hi Seza ,hows you , any luck with the house ???.

just one of my now rare migraines,used to suffer with them a lot but now just ocasionaly but fine now thank you ,
But are you not well ???
Nice to see you haven't got the taxi run tonight .

Bids.xxx.

PS not seen my mate flying around lately either .

Oops, missed you there Spike! You OK? Where's your wine? LOL

JG x

mr bp just came back from shopping with flowers for me - hes a good man - over and out for now - back on Mon xx

No Haven't seen the Flying One today. Could do with her here actually, need to knock out one of boy1's teeth that's hanging on by a thread!

My best mate suffers with migraines, awful things and they knock you out for so long

House looking hopeful, couple coming back tomorrow for 2nd look so fingers crossed.

Seza xx

Seza,
That sounds positive , if the viewers are coming back again. I hope it goes well.

I remember that tooth stage , too wobbly, but just not loose enough to pull .

That reminds me, i'm at the dentist on Wednesday .

MC xx

Seza ,I'll keep my fingers crossed for you but the tooth thing I'm afraid can't help you there .

Have you found anything yet ???

night Baggy .x

Bids.xxx.

Well I'm here.

Baggy, get yourself on the glucosamine suplhate tabs.

Works a treat if you start it off young.

Mr Mobs has been taking it for a while now, and manages to work 6 days a week, depsite being 65 and a father to to demanding teenagers.

All this valentine talk and expectations makes me realise just how lucky I am.

There will be no disappointments in the fairy household. I already know exactly what I am getting.

Right going to read the posts through properly, back as soon as.

MTF.xx

Forgive ALL spellings, its been a long week.

MTF.xx

Night Baggy!

Hope it goes well Seza, have you been looking as well, or are you waiting until yours is sold?

I'm flagging a bit now, too many late nights and early mornings!

Actually, I think my knee might be aching because it's raining here, a rare event recently!

JG x

Evening all

I'm here with my usual. Can I get anybody else one?

Spellings always forgiven MTF - as long as we know what you are saying, that's the important thing.

Glad to hear your good news GM.

You still there Spike? Way past your bedtime you know ;-) I suppose as it's Friday you can stay up a bit longer.

Need a refill

Back soon

mtd ffb xxx

We have looked a bit but trying not to get hooked on anything yet.

Lots of aches and pains around tonight. It is damp tonight

Seza xx

MTF, How's Puffball doing?

xx

Hi MTF and MTD, did I eventually get that right? confused.com here!

Seza, I don't blame you, too easy to lose your heart to something and miss out!

I've been loving the way Finlay has been creeping up to Mr JG tonight, apparently there was a puddle when Mr JG got home and words were said! Especially as Mr JG was only out a few hours!

JG x

Aw bless - poor thing doesn't know what he did, he just knows that Mr JG is not happy.

It's my hip that plays up when it's damp. I do hate the getting older creeks... Mind you my hip started when I was in my 20's. I went to the doctor's when I was 28 and he said 'oh well these things happen as you get older.....' bluming cheek, I wasn't even in my prime......

Another sip or two.

mtd ffb xxx

JG, Sounds like Boy1 this week. He got in trouble for being stoopid and then trying to tell me he hadn't done it!!

Have had spontaneous emptying of the dishwasher even!

xx

MTD, he's now having a cuddle with Mr JG, so all friends again now :) I normally blame Mr JG for not letting him out properly!

I'm not sure why we're watching some sort of Police, Camera, Action thing though, or whatever Sky's version of it is...

JG x

GM - lots of love to you, your Mum and your family.
I can't believe how composed you have been given the week you've had. Onwards and upwards x

SuperBeep - please get that looked at! Get a massage this weekend too.

Seza - still haven't looked but thank you.

JG - I love heights with a passion. I can't wait to get to the top of any building we work in especially in London.
I have to sat though that there might be a compromise to be made regards Le Tour Eiffel (sp?) there are lifts to the first level (top of the four legs) which still afford you incredible views of Paris.
It's very stable and secure feeling and the rewards may offset the anguish.
Do not go to the top though!
Also - go early or late but not at peak. I know it is wrong to generalise but I have never experienced more rude people than when in Paris. To the point where I once held a group of students away from the lift while an old man got in with two children only to be given a filthy look by him!!!!

Gingembre - great news for you and us as far as I'm concerned. Well earned mate.

Dreamurdream - hope you are feeling happier now. Come back and impart sone wisdom please. I need all that I can get!

To everyone else - have a great weekend

Rips

x

Right, Am still sneezing so am going to go to bed to see if that stops me!

Sleep Well, all sweet dreams

Seza xx

Good luck with littluns toothy peg Seza, I lost my infant teeth usually eating a piece of toast.

OK, to save the confusion betwwen me and mtd, I am more than happy to drop the M.

So, from now on TF is who I am.

Just been having a natter with Bids, long overdue.

Massive problemo here.

My pizza dough has not risen.

MTF.xx

JG ,can just imagine finlay doing his creeping bit don't you just love em .

Hello Rips .

Seza ,your boys in trouble ,no don't believe that LOL .xx

Bids.xxx.

just popped back ... phone hasnt stopped all evening ... Rips thanks, but I have been far from composed at times this week and today I thought of you when I saw a doctor swanning around in a cerise blouse,black skirt n cerise tights .... sorry, but it was just something Clodagh said earlier lol
hope everyone is enjoying FNWC, I am trying :)
Luv
GM xx

Hi TF and Bids x

MTF shouldn't you become MPbTF = mobile puff ball tooth fairy :)

GM - Loose lips sink ships...they were Burgundy!!!

x

Rips, thanks for the advice, Mr JG has already ruled out me going to the top on account of having to deal with the quivering wreck he had to deal with on the London Eye!

He's said he'll do a "risk assessment" when he gets there (bloody engineers!) and decide whether he can cope with me at the first level...it won't be pretty...I'm a feet firmly placed on the ground type person!

MTF, you are fine as you are, I've just had too much wine! Hope your pizza turns out OK!

JG x

GM, just about to open a tin of scrumpy jack.

Bit late but I got here in the end.

Bottoms up.

TF.xx

Hi Rips.x

Good news guys.

Looks like the yeast might have been a bit slow on the uptake.

Its all systems go.

Toppings to do, back as soon as.

TF, more than happy to lose a letter.

I know my place!

LOL.xx

JG - It's worth doing the first level. From there on you just get the same view from a higher perspective.

Watch out for the dog poo!

Rips

x

Nice to have a chat MTF ,glad your ok and got your wheels now .

GM ,nice to see you've been kept busy

Rips ,not going to the rugby then ,when I heard Chris saying he had a twin room and was offering to share with someone I thought you might have seen if you could have gone what a weekend that would have been eh!!!! headaches or what as I should imagine there will be a lot of amber nectar flowing.

Bids.xxx.

We were thinking of attempting the Arc de Triomphe, so that way we got the Eiffel tower in the view as well, and it seems a bit sturdier...and like it's been there even longer...

You will never guess how much my palms are twitching just thinking and typing about this!

Yep, been warned about the dog poo and the queue jumpers....and teh prices!

LMAO at Finlay, he wants to get down as Mr JG well and truly asleep and kicking about with his legs, but poor dog daren't! Better rescue him!

JG x

In my dreams Bridge, in my dreams!

I should be going to the Ireland match though which for me is the big one this year.

Chris and I do have one thing in common though - wives that aren't against us going out and enjoying ourselves.
Not easy to find if my friends are anything to go by!!!

Rips

x