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If you recall, a short while ago I had a nice chat with Martin, the singer with Boys Like Girls, and we talked about that special time in a young man's life when he, a boy, realises that he likes girls. It has been put to me that this one-sided view of things cannot be allowed to stand, and so, in the interests of balance, fairness and general all-round pleasantry, we had to go out and get the female perspective.

And who better to provide this than Alesha Dixon - she of the aggressive anthem to men doing the housework 'The Boy Does Nothing'?

That's right, no-one!

Granted, we wandered off the point a fair bit, especially in the section about sexy musical instruments, but otherwise, balance is restored and life can go back to how it was.

Don't you just love a happy ending?