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You know when you've done something which is mildly embarrassing, but you don't really think that much about it until afterwards? And then it steadily becomes more and more embarrassing, the more you think about it, until finally you wake up at three in the morning, covered in a layer of fine sweat, sitting bolt upright and yelling "OH MY GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

Yeah, that's what it is like to interview Dappy from N-Dubz, with a series of questions derived from the lyrics to the song 'Happy Talk' from the musical South Pacific*, only to have him declare that he doesn't have any nice dreams any more, not since the death of his father, two years ago.

And to be totally clear...in case you're not going to bother to listen to the lovely interview below...HE was totally fine about this. I, on the other hand, was not. Or at least, I haven't been since.

I just hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

*falls on own sword*