How To Destroy...Arctic Monkeys
NOTE: This will also work for on Last Shadow Puppets, but not on the Rascals. I'm sure you can guess why. It's also worth saying that spinning people round and round until they are destroyed is a bad thing to do. It would only be appropriate if you were to discover that Alex's relationship with Alexa Chung has create a rift in the space-time continuumnmum, equivalent to that of matter and anti-matter coming together (Alex + Alexa, see). And if they were unable to put a stop to their sordid doings right away, the entire universe would be blinked out of existence.
And even then, you should really do HER first...
Comment number 1.
At 3rd Jul 2008, HazelChartblog wrote:This almost makes me wish Alexa Chung would attempt a pop career, just to give us reasonable cause to theorise about her destruction.
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Comment number 2.
At 3rd Jul 2008, pinkparadox wrote:I would enjoy seeing a picture of Alexa destroyed. Way too much, actually.
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Comment number 3.
At 4th Jul 2008, Alice_the_goldfish_ wrote:We need an excuse to destroy Alexa Chung now?
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Comment number 4.
At 4th Jul 2008, KerriC wrote:And it's about time someone got rid of them too!
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Comment number 5.
At 6th Jul 2008, XxlivsxX wrote:I quite like Alexa Chung. As far as female TV presenters go, she's not too bad. She's quite funny, and not completely stupid.
Compare her to Holly Willoughby and she seems positively genius.
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