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What? What's that you say? A stupid joke? On ChartBlog? Surely not!

I'm not sure I can even go through with this bit, mind. OK, here goes...

NOTE: It's not nice to try and bang someone on the head with a pixellated Italian so hard that their tongue lolls out and their eyes go all googly. I would like to add that it's also not nice to do this with such force that it makes a 'GAME OVER' sign appear over their face, but then this is an extremely unlikely occurance, no matter how hard your little man jumps.

So, in summary, this could well be the least useful 'How To Destroy...' to date, but there again, it's only Mario. What's he gonna do? Eat a special mushroom, grow to an enormous size and come chasing after us? Exactly...

How To Destroy Other People...

PS: Thanks to Sam Horner for this. It's a stupid idea, but still a good one!