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NOTE: Clifftops, boots and falling bodies are all things we do NOT want to see more of in this day and age, OK? And that goes double when the falling body is that of one of our newest and biggest pop stars. So, if you're in possession of a massive boot, and Duffy happens to be sitting on an old boat near a cliff edge, and she HASN'T just picked a phial of anthrax out of her handbag, and started plucking at the cork because she wants to "see what it smells like"...please don't kick her off.

Unless there's a Rockferry passing by, of course. Then it's poetic justice...

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