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Look at this! Radio 1 seem to have perfected some kind of black magic, which can reduce a popular Scottish beat combo down to a tiny size, and then project them onto a folded sheet of paper. It is surely the work of fiendish hands, and can only be a bad thing for the eternal souls of anyone who falls under its pernicious spell.

On the other hand, OMG! MINI-FRATELLIS ON A MAGIC PAPER CARPET? THAT'S AMAZING!

And a very nice way to console anyone who can't come to One Big Weekend this, y'know, weekend.

Go on, you know you want to...