Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 1
This Wednesday evening (February 14th), the great, the good, the not-so-great and the downright appalling of the music business will all be getting together in a massive shed in London with Russell Brand, to celebrate the records of James Morrison, Lily Allen and the Kooks.
Yes, that's right! It's the Brit Awards! And it's going to be AMAZING!
And that's not all. For the very first time, the Brit Awards is going to be broadcasting in ChartBlogVIsion, which is just a self-aggrandising way of saying I'll be there, backstage, ON THE NIGHT, and I'll be trying to get as much interesting pop star gossip into these very pages as I can make up, sorry, GATHER.
Now, I've never been before, and I've no idea what to expect. So here's a list of things I've decided I'll try and do if the UNTHINKABLE happens, and I get bored:
Steal a pop star goody-bag.
Steal an award.
Trip up someone famous by accident.
Trip up someone famous on purpose.
Steal a famous person's drink.
Stand in the way of a photographer.
Stand in the way of a photographer and be whacked sideways.
Have my picture taken with someone famous.
Do a massive bellyflop on the red carpet.
Loudly boo an award decision.
Convince a famous person I'm Ringo Starr's son Twinkle.
Do a saucy wink at a famous lady.
Stand on a famous person's shoes.
Take a picture of a famous person's shoes.
Do a saucy wink at a famous person's shoes.
Have my picture taken with someone not-famous, while acting as if I think they are.
Now, there's every possibility that I won't manage to do any of this stuff...but you'll have to check the blog on Wednesday night to find out for sure, won't you?
PS: Any extra suggestions for the list? I can't promise anything, but if someone drab goes on for ages, who knows?
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 1
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 2
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 3
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 4
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 5
Comments
Tell Amy Winehouse she's a vino.
Give Russell Brand a Jobseeker's Allowance application form.
Punch Gary Barlow.
Do a Jarvis during the Oasis performance.
I have every faith in you.
Lets face it this years brits would be rubbis if Oasis wer'nt there!!! Noel is god!