Katie Price and Peter Andre - 'A Whole New World'
At Christmas, a lot of fun and fancy new types of cheese come out. Heck, I think some of them even have fruity bits in. However, until now, I've never tasted a slice of Jordan'n'Pete on my Christmas table. And Aladdin flavour at that.
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Yep, we knew that one day the King and Queen Chav duet would arrive, and with some simpering strings, a rather incongruous guitar solo AND a video with Andre getting naked in the shower (phwoar...not) they've produced the top Christmas turkey yet.
Honestly, I tried to find redeeming qualities in this - even just a hint of irony would lend it the type of credibility Bob the Builder longed for, but alas, there are no depths to be found beneath this warbling monstrosity. Makes you wonder why you moaned when Gary Jules was Christmas number 1, eh?
Released: December 11th
(Laura S)
PS: "Hey, ChartBlog, lighten up! It's not supposed to be great ART and it's raising money for charity, right?"
Good point. So, kids, if you can't bear the actual music this unique union has produced either, why not donate some money directly to the the (the Richard Desmond Eye Centre), or Then everyone wins!
