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Scorchio!
30 Nov 2001

We are used to wonderful flghts of invention from contributors to the Fantasy Archers topic of , but they are usually in English - or something resembling it.

Channel 9
Now, from listener Tony Keen, comes these scenes in the cod-Spanish perfected by the Â鶹ԼÅÄ TV comedy series The Fast Show in their "Channel 9" sketches

(You don't have to have seen The Fast Show to enjoy these - although a smattering of French, Italian or Spanish might help.)

El Archerios (Marconi-Radio 9)

Scenario: Rancho y Brookfield

Daviid: Quando es il dejeuner que la nyktos?

La Rutha: O no. Aga non es functivo, ma microwavo destructivos la dejeuner.
Daviid: De nada. Mater que pater beefsteak cuisinarti tel para.
Lizabet: El parenticos favoritos!
Alberto: Scorchio!


Scenario: Casa del Ponto

Antonios: Stirissima encore?
Elena: O pater, te non comprendre intricissimos de Borsetshire Blue.
Pat: Yakki-da cymru eisteddfod blaenau ffestiniog.
Grigoriev: Heth heth hethetheth hetheth het heth.
Tomas y Lancastrio: Ne paranada de marti que ventre el chriswaddle.


Scenario: Il Grundilles

Clarissima: Ne, Eduardo, ne iterim schema impracticos! Me ni activos quanta me avec hostillisimo de Mikenbetty.
Eduardo Senioro: O, veni, Clarissima mi amore!
Guiseppe: Hrm, hrmmm, hrmmmm hrm hrrrm hrm mi Susanna hrmmmm hrm hrm.
Hrm. Eduardo Juventa: Non es equitabili!


Butros Butros Ghali! (and many thanks to Tony Keen)



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