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A Whine from the Poo Farm or Now we are Sick
By Vicky S
 Inspired by Helen's winter salads promotion and posted on the Fantasy Archers topic of .
We're marketing stuff at Ambridge Organic,
There's plenty for all so please do not panic,
A salady life can be terribly hard -
Does ANYONE know what to do with chard?
But it's healthy ...
We've got pak choi and beet leaves and faithful old cos
Which one to choose though? Don't worry because
We've downloaded recipes fresh from the net,
And our organic carrots are the wonkiest yet!
They're BOGOF ...
Have you remembered your good grains and pulses?
Though some people claim our quinoa repulses
Try adding dressing to make it taste yummy
This one's made with Jill Archer's free range bee honey
So simple ...
We've got leaflets and placards and organic boxes
Yogurt and icecream and bagels and loxes*
Nothing we sell you will do you [much] harm
If you want you can visit the poo lagoon farm.
It's ours now ...
OK, it's midwinter and snowy and cold
But that needn't distract from the joy of Mankwold*,
Chop up a cucumber, stir it all in -
Be sure that it goes in a bio hazard bin.
It's toxic ...
(*Mankwold is the message board's nickname for Helen's Borchester Blue cheese)
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