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Jennifer's Palace
by Sixtus_Beckmesser
 From the Fantasy Archers topic of .
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
Alice has married her bit of rough
"A farrier's life is terribly tough"
Says Alice.
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
But Jennifer does not like this plan
Says "Couldn't you find a more suitable man?"
With malice.
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
By this time Jennifer felt quite fraught
And went to Peggy to get her support
How callous!
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
But Peggy told Jenny "Don't give yourself airs,
'Eastenders' is closer to you" she declares,
"Than 'Dallas'".
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
"To cope with my in-laws will be quite a feat,
They're bumpkins like Compo or Foggy or Pete -
- er Sallis."
They're changing times at Jennifer's Palace
Christopher Carter got hitched to Alice
So Jennifer grits her teeth (once more)
And plans a decadent party for
Her Alice.
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