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Nicely Nicely
by Tessa Ing:
Inspired by musings as to the likely fallout from the Brenda/Scott/Lilian
love triangle... If Damon Runyon had written the scene it might have started
something like this:
So I am moseying down to Sid's which is an establishment I patronise when I am in funds, it being an agreeable place to shoot the breeze and lift the elbow and by no means the seedy dive some citizens claim, and as I am approaching the village green I hear screeching and yelling and the air turns blue.
Now this is by no means surprising since the Bolovians who inhabit the green are an excitable crowd that can waken the dead from heavens to betsy and back again for any reason at all or none that anyone else can see.
Then I see that the screeching is being done by a pair of dames and the yelling comes from a pair of guys, while the air is being coloured by the four of them together more than somewhat.
"Fagash Lil, who let me tell you is quite a dame but by no means a lady"
One of the dames is Brenda who is quite a doll and she is grabbing the other dame - Fagash Lil, who let me tell you is quite a dame but by no means a lady - by her coiffure and Lil is grabbing right back again and hollering words no lady or moderator should know and this looks set for the best catfight since Lil and Big Mamma Jill slugged it out with the pastrycutters.
So I am looking around me for Joe the Jotter since Joe the Jotter is always there where a fight is occurring and I am wishing to hazard a few potatoes on Lil since she would have had the better of Jill the last time if Phil had not spiked her tea with the rye from the brown bag he keeps in his pocket....
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