Unique comedian from Fife. Creator of Scheme TV. Loves Dundee United too.
He's a daftie but he's got a crate...
What the hell did folk do before sliced breed?
A gourmet microwave burger. Class.
There's a technique to a dodgy charger...
Why exactly do I need to learn Egyptian hieroglyphs?
Everyone's got that pal that's just ragin all the time.
I can't be held responsible for my decisions after beer 5...
When your mate does the shop run and gets the fancy wine in.
Forget streaming the tunes... nothing gets the lassies up dancing more than a gramophone.
When you lose a lighter suddenly you lose all trust in yer pals...
