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The Big Split

Comedy about a couple who join a cycling club. Mark isn’t happy that he’s been put into the slow cycling group away from wife Dawn.

Say hello to the members of The Easy Riders cycling club, who according to their newest member, Mark Nichols, are weird, dreadful, insecure people who should take the money they waste buying lycra and spend it on therapy.

Mark is a man whose hatred of sport and exercise is rivalled only by his distrust of those who participate in it. Mark’s wife, Dawn, used to feel that way too, but in the last year she took up cycling and got hooked. Fearing being left behind on the sofa watching box-sets, Mark decides to buy a bike and join her group hoping that having a shared activity will bring them and their marriage closer together.

Once he’s ingratiated himself with the group he realises that, like any club, there is a clear pecking order, and whilst Dawn is often out in front with the fitter cyclists like Handsome Jack and group leader Francis, Mark is at the back, bringing up the rear with the slower riders Sue and Brennan. Mark discovers that not only was he pretty much right about cyclists being insecure and easily angered, but that he’s fast becoming the worst of them all.

In this episode Mark (Greg McHugh) isn’t happy that he’s been split up from Dawn (Lucianne McEvoy) and has been put into the slow group with Sue (Sally Reid) and Brennan (Richard Gadd), so hatches a plan so he can spend more time with his wife.

CREDITS
Mark: Greg McHugh
Dawn: Lucianne McEvoy
Brennan: Richard Gadd
Jack: Richard Rankin
Francis: Robin Laing
Sue: Sally Reid
Other voices: Tom Urie

Written by: Steven Dick & Chris Grady
Script Editor: Niall Clark
Sound: Micheal McKinnon
Producer: Gus Beattie

Saddled is a Gusman Production for Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ Radio Scotland.

28 minutes

Last on

Mon 9 Nov 2020 13:30

Broadcasts

  • Mon 8 Apr 2019 13:30
  • Mon 9 Nov 2020 13:30