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The studio panel takes another punt at The Boyata Index as they attempt to value some burly strikers and diminutive wingers against their frankly ludicrous valuation system. They travel down the wormhole to wonder, What would have happened if Gary McAllister had scored ‘that penalty’?, to explore the mysterious case of the disappearing goalkeepers in Never Seen Again, as well as presenting their, now famously bad, predictions in Bank or Bust.

Outside the studio, we take a pleasurable jaunt to Gayfield Park in a new instalment of Beauty in the Lower Leagues, explore the bane of
childhood football in No Ball Games, and travel back to the classroom to find out Could a Five-year-old Fix Scottish Football?

The show is played out by Ross Leighton of Fatherson covering Caledonia under the floodlights in an empty Hampden Stadium.