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Hail St Custards

Anarchic Nigel's guide to skool life in the complete and utter shambles that is St Custards. Chiz chiz! Stars Imelda Staunton.

Everyone's favourite anarchic skoolboy, Nigel Molesworth gives a guided tour of the complete and utter shambles that is St Custards, the finest educational establishment this side of Dotheboys Hall.

Imelda Staunton stars as Nigel Molesworth, the Curse of St Custards, in this fresh adaptation of the notorious Goriller of 3B's guide to skool life for tiny pupils and their parents.

Aided by best friend Peason and thwarted by everyone from Grabber the skool bully to Wandsworth the skool dog, Nigel Molesworth teaches us the ins and outs of skool life - including how to avoid lessens and how to build your own H-bomb.

Molesworth ...... Imelda Staunton
Peason ...... Sophie Thompson
Grabber ...... Jack Farthing
Prudence ...... Jessica Brown Findlay
Headmaster ...... Patrick Barlow
Radio Announcer ...... Lewis Macleod

Adapted by Patrick Barlow and George Poles from the books by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle, with additional material by Abigail Wilson.

Director: Patrick Barlow

Producer: Liz Anstee

A CPL production for Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014. .

15 minutes

Last on

Tue 3 Sep 2019 02:30

Credits

Role Contributor
Molesworth Imelda Staunton
Peason Sophie Thompson
Grabber Jack Farthing
Prudence Jessica Brown Findlay
Headmaster Patrick Barlow
Radio Announcer Lewis Macleod
Adaptor Patrick Barlow
Adaptor George Poles
Author Geoffrey Willans
Author Ronald Searle
Director Patrick Barlow
Producer Liz Anstee

Broadcasts

  • Mon 22 Dec 2014 10:45
  • Mon 22 Dec 2014 19:45
  • Mon 28 Mar 2016 14:30
  • Tue 29 Mar 2016 02:30
  • Mon 2 Sep 2019 14:30
  • Tue 3 Sep 2019 02:30

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