Maddie, Christchurch
Phantom of the Opera 2: This new mask would definitely fool them all…
Jay Gloucester
Unfortunately, Mr sungs Dr had mistakenly inserted the warm thermometer used for the meat roast.
Jay of Gloucester
The new nanotech beer goggles, let you see lovely beauties 24/7 without drinking beer and getting a hangover.
Regina Wilson, Worcester
"1+1=2!"
Jue Hereford
I must grow some ears to keep my specs on.
Michael, Worcester
And this is how I won the 'how to be a japanese opera singer' competition
Emma, Malvern
Tragedy!!
Robin Barton, Worcester
The relief at not being picked to go on "I'm a celeb...." was plain to see.
Verity Worthington, Bewdley
Isn't evolution great
liz, hereford
He should have gone to specsavers.
Alan, Ombersley
He must be joking if he thinks I can afford the bottom set at that price.
Simone Walker, Redditch
The wind changed and I got stuck like this
Eric Malvern
Anyone got a spair neck I can put this on?
Mart, Kidderminster
Thank goodness! It's only a dream! I'm not really a previous Prime Minister!
Phil Hereford
Exclusive! Air student moulds clay into the shape of Eric Morecambe's Head!
Dave, Stourport
Gordon Brown announces tax cuts!
Anthony, Great Malvern
Oh NO! Some idiot's gone and put my face on the Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ website!
Karen from Clehonger
NOOO!!! Take anything! ANYTHING BUT THE HAIR!
Andrea from Kidderminster
Are these your dentures dear?
